General Barnicke
Where the hell have you been, soldier?
John Winger
Traaaaaaaining, sir!
Soldiers
Training, sir!
General Barnicke
What kind of training, son?
John Winger
Aaaaaaarmy training, sir!
Soldiers
Army training, sir!
General Barnicke
[laughter]
Where's your drill sergeant, men?
John Winger
Blown up, sir!
Capt. Stillman
Uhh, yes, sir, these are Sgt. Hulka's men. He was injured during basic training.
General Barnicke
I soo. So am I to understand you men completed your training on your own?
John Winger
Tha's the fact, Jack!
Soldiers
That's the fact, Jack!
General Barnicke
Captain, these are exactly the kind of go-getters I want on my EM-50 project.
Capt. Stillman
But, sir . . .
General Barnicke
Don't "But" me, Captain. I want them on the plane. Tonight!
John Winger
Gentlemen, it's party time...battalion style!
