Sgt. Hulka
You better hit those bunks, my little babies, or Sergeant Hulka with the big toe is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass.
Sgt. Hulka
John Winger
C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.
Russell Ziskey
Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it.
Sergeant Hulka
We got a full day ahead of us. We're gonna start out with a five-mile run.
John Winger
[Soldiers groan]
I know that I'm speaking for the entire platoon when I say this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.
Sergeant Hulka
Well, I'll tell you what, soldier. Let's make it ten miles.
Bennie
A double bourbon with a champagne back, none of your tijano bullshit, and **** off.
Bennie
I've been no place I wanna go back to, that's for damn sure.
Bennie
Don't you look at me with your Goddamn **** eyes!
Angel
Mexico Lindo.
Lyle
I don't see nothin' so 'lindo' about it.
Tector
Just looks like more Texas far as I'm concerned.
Angel
Aw, you don't have no eyes!
Pike
[Pike enters Lyle and Tector's room as they are lingering with a prostitute]
Let's go.
Lyle
[Lyle and Tector look at each other, then finally back at Pike] [arriving at his decision]
Why not.
Dutch
Silver rings, your butt! Them's washers! Damn!
Pike
Bastards!...
Lyle
We shot our way out of that town for a dollar's worth of steel holes.
Pike
They set it up.
Lyle
They? Who in the hell is 'they'?
Sykes
'They'?...Caught you didn't they, eh? Tied a tin can to your tail. Let you in and waltz you out again. Ha, ha, ha. Oh my, what a bunch. Big, tough one, eh? Ha, ha, ha. Here you are, with a handful of holes, a thumb up your ass, and a big grin to pass the time of day with. They? Who the hell is they?
Pike
Railroad men, bounty hunters, Deke Thornton.
Col. "Madman" Maddox
To Hollywood... and glory!
Maddox
That's it, let me hear your guns!
Bill
My guns?
Maddox
I wanna hear what they sound like, let me hear em! Yang yang yang yang yang yang!
Bill
[fires his airplane's guns]
AHHHH!
Capt. Loomis Birkhead
Sir, you don't have any bombers here, do you, sir?
Col. "Madman" Maddox
Bombers? Son, if I had bombers I'd be bombin' the hell out of them right now!
Donna Stratton
[Maddox and his men start laughing madly] [looking around; whispers to herself]
No planes?
Capt. Loomis Birkhead
[to himself]
Boy, am I in trouble now...
Col. "Madman" Maddox
[signals for the laughing to stop]
Hell, son, the only plane I've got around here is that old shit on a shingle trainer sittin' right over there.
Donna Stratton
[soldiers pull down tarp to reveal an older plane; Donna's face lights up at the sight of it, as Loomis looks over to her for approval] [nodding]
It's fine, it's fine. Let's go!