Dewey Oxburger
Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Stripes (1981): in 5 of its 55 quotes
A line from Dewey OxburgerMy doctor says I've been swallowing a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas.
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Dewey Oxburger
[Sergeant Hulka is on the ground after getting blown off of a tower]
Sergeant, does this mean we're through for the day?
Dewey Oxburger
Excuse me, stewardess, is there a movie on this flight?
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Well, explain yourselves.
Dewey Oxburger
We were going to the Bingo parlour...at the YMCA. Well, one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up and...
Shut up.
Dewey Oxburger
Okay, Sir.
You men are a disgrace! Maybe a few days in the stockade will help you change your rotten attitudes.
But um, we're supposed to graduate tomorrow, sir.
That's even better. Tomorrow you're going to be on parade in front of General Barnicke. And when he sees what total **** ups you really are, I will personally recommend that the whole platoon will repeat the entire course of basic training.
