“Well, explain yourselves.” – Captain Stillman, Stripes ... Movie Quotes Database

Captain Stillman

Well, explain yourselves.

Dewey Oxburger

We were going to the Bingo parlour...at the YMCA. Well, one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up and...

Captain Stillman

Shut up.

Dewey Oxburger

Okay, Sir.

Captain Stillman

You men are a disgrace! Maybe a few days in the stockade will help you change your rotten attitudes.

Cruiser

But um, we're supposed to graduate tomorrow, sir.

Captain Stillman

That's even better. Tomorrow you're going to be on parade in front of General Barnicke. And when he sees what total **** ups you really are, I will personally recommend that the whole platoon will repeat the entire course of basic training.

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