Jon quotes from Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)

Jon

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Garfield, what are you doing?

I'm security, pal. Just protecting you from myself.

Jon

Garfield, you've caused enough trouble today. Now you have food, water and company.

Which one is he?

Jon

Be good.

Jon, he's hilarious. Be careful, she's a man-eater! [Jon leaves] Oh, no. He's under the spell. [Odie still looks for the hamburger in the cabinet] Okay, Odie. I'll give you one small clue. It's not in there!

Jon

Uh, oh, could you deliver this to the girl in room 407?

Jon

Liz, will you marry me? [shows her the ring]

Yes.

You know, a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.