Nick Schaffer
Wait - what's this $110?
Oh, those are your in-room movies.
Nick Schaffer
Oh, I didn't watch any movies.
Let's see..."Afro Whores".
Nick Schaffer
"Afro Whores"?
It says you watched it... 11 times.
Nick Schaffer
No, I didn't watch that.
2:00 "Afro Whores", 3:30 "Afro Whores", 5:00 "Afro Whores"... It says in the morning you watched "The Grinch" for ten minutes, then switched back over to "Afro Whores".
Nick Schaffer
I swear I didn't watch it. Okay? I was at a bachelor party. There were 35 people there. You can ask any of them. You have to take that off my record.
This is not a record, sir.
Nick Schaffer
It... It's a delete.
Okay, fine. How many times *did* you watch it?
Nick Schaffer
None! I didn't watch it!
Are you sure? "Sizzling, three-way, backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters...”
Nick Schaffer
I don't need to know what it's about! I did not watch it! I didn't.
'[hotel clerk raises her eyebrows]
