Randy Pear Are you insane?! This is Hitler's car!
Played by Jon Lovitz 
Rat Race (2001) · 53 quotes
Rat Race (2001) · 53 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Rat Race (2001): in 9 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Duane Cody (2)
I do NOT want to work at Home Depot!
More lines from Randy Pear
6 quotes Randy Pear Randy Pear You drink these up, then we're gonna return the Nazi-mobile. And then we'll get the van fixed and we'll go back to Vegas and see David Copperfield!
Randy Pear Honey, wake up! Third Reich's here! You wanna have a good life, right? Okay, let's see. SS in the parking lot! Not good! Not good!
Randy Pear They're always pissed honey.. They're Nazis, it's like it's their job.
Randy Pear [to the biker]
Hi! [his tongue slips]I really like you dike- bike. [he tries to laugh it off, but the biker whistles behind her, and several other bikers appear, ready to attack]
Randy Pear Bev, Bev, wake... Come on. Wake up. Wake up. Bev, wake up. Wake up. Third Reich's here. Come on. Get down. You wanna have a nice life. Okay, okay. Think. Think. SS in the parking lot.
Scenes with Randy Pear
2 scenes Randy Pear [seeing Blaine's infected tongue]
Oh my God! You ought to sue somebody!
Ay id it y-elf!
Randy Pear What?
He said he did it himself. Sent away for a kit.
[after explaining the game]
The first one there, keeps it all! Oh, by the way, I put little tracking devices on your key rings so I'll always know where you are and...that's it! Go.
Y-You can't just pick people at random!
I can do anything I like, Owen! I'm eccentric! [Growls] Go!
Randy Pear Wait. So, it's like a race? [Sinclair points to him with an "Ah-ha!" expression]
A race! It's a race! I hope I win!
Uh, what are the rules?
There's only one rule. Are you ready? Here it is: There are, no rules! Go! [Nobody moves] Go!!
Merrill So, when you say "go", you mean, just go?
Uh, begin, commence, start moving, [looks at his watch] theoretically you have been racing for about forty-five seconds now, and so far Mr. Schaffer is winning because he's nearest to the door.
[Everyone continues staring at Sinclair, visibly confused. Finally, he sighs in frustration, pulls out a revolver, and fires it into the ceiling.]
