Ian
"Boog?" What's that short for? "Booger?"
[Ian and the herd laugh]
Scenes with Ian
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Ian
Herd! Circle formation!
Ian
[The herd instead make an oval shape]
You pinheads, that's on oval! More... circle-y!
[The herd make a circle shape]
Ian
Hello, "Smelliot." [laughs] I called him Smelliot. [all the deers laugh] Herd, circle formation! [The herd instead of it make an oval shape] You pinheads, that's an oval. More circle-y! [The herd make a circle shape] You got a lot of nerve coming back here.
Elliot
Why, thank you.
Ian
That was not a compliment, mag-got!
Giselle
Well. He was just going. Right, Elliot?
Elliot
Yeah, Ian. I had to stop by and say hello to some of my old pals. Bob, Kevin. Jurgen, how’s the knee?
Ian
I told you to leave the herd, and never, ever, ever...
Elliot
Never?
Ian
Never, ever, ever come back.
Elliot
Back? I'm not... I’m not back. Me and my best buddy are heading to town. Yeah. I sure am going to miss you guys.
Ian
Off the upholstery! [he tosses Elliot into the air]
Boog
[annoyed]
Oh, what now? [Elliot screams and falls unconscious to the ground]
Ian
So as I was saying, never, ever, ever... [Boog then appears and roaring loudly] A bear! Bear. Bear. A bear.
Boog
Elliot? Are you all right?
Elliot
[confused]
Buttermilk biscuits.
Deer
Hey, Ian, get a load of this.
Boog
Hey! Cut it out!
Ian
Oh, I've heard of you. You're that bear that got his butt thumped by a squirrel. Ooh.
Boog
It was... there was 20 of them. And they had nuts.
Elliot
Don't listen to him, Boog.
Ian
Boog? What is that short for? Booger?
Deer
[Ian and the herd laugh]
Ha! Booger!
Boog
Listen, you.
Ian
I'm all ears.
Boog
Well…
Elliot
Boog, let's go.
Ian
You two are perfect for each other. You're a loser and you're a loser-er. [the rest of the deer laugh] Herd, let's bound! Hey, Elliot. I think you lost something.
Giselle
Maybe it will grow back. Bye, Elliot.
Elliot
Yeah, see you.
Ian
See you later, backpack boy.
Boog
That's right, fool. You better run. Keep on prancin', you panty-waisted cow.
