Agamemnon [Odysseus arrives at the the hatch]
Odysseus, what news do you bring?
O Odysseus
[holds a mini figure of the Trojan Horse]
Someone left this for us!
Agamemnon A present. Nice! It looks just like our horse.
O Odysseus
[pause]
Should I bring it inside?
Agamemnon [thinks about it for a second]
It'd be rude not to.
GS Greek Soldiers
[Odysseus brings the horse inside and Peabody pops out of it]
Ahhh!
Agamemnon [laughing]
I did not see that coming!
[Pops out of the horse and sniffs]
Ugh! Jeez-Louise! What is that smell?
Agamemnon [Sniffs his armpit]
That is the smell of victory! [Greeks cheer]
[he and Penny hop out of the horse]
Greetings men of Sparta, Athens and Thebes, Peabody here. I've come for Sherman.
Agamemnon [to Sherman]
You know this guy?
[Unhappily]
I thought I did, but now, I'm not so sure.
Agamemnon Then he must be a spy. [to his men] KILL HIM!
[The Greeks draw their swords] [stops the Greeks]
No, no! He's... [embarrassed] My dad.
G Greek
[confused]
Your dad?
It's an adoptive relationship (but the opposite).
Agamemnon Awww!
Thank you for taking care of my son, Agamemnon, but it is time for him to come home.
Sorry, Mr. Peabody. I've joined the Greek Army.
Agamemnon [lifts Sherman up to his shoulder]
Shermanus is one of us, now. He's a brother.
S Shermanus
I'm his brother.
[protesting]
He is my son.
Agamemnon He took an oath!
S Shermanus
I took an oath.
Agamemnon [Sherman whispers into his ear]
And a half!
Agamemnon [Agamemnon and his men are preparing to ambush the Trojans; Sherman tries to join up with him, but Peabody and Penny get in his way]
Zeus on 3! 1...
[Desperately]
Sherman, I absolutely forbid you to fight in the Trojan War!
[Defiantly]
Its not fair! [Walks beside them] All my friends are fighting in the Trojan War.
Agamemnon 2...
Agamemnon 3...!
Agamemnon Zeus! [he, Sherman, and the Greeks begin to ambush the Trojans]
C Cop
[Cops surround the WABAC and the historical figures, including Robespierre and Agamemnon] [To Robespierre]
Drop the sabre and step away from the futuristic orb!
R Robespierre
[Defiantly]
I take orders from no man! Liberte! Fraternite! Egalite! [Cop tasers him] Ooh-la-la! [Collapses]
Agamemnon [Chuckles nervously]
Don't tase me, bro. [he and other historical figures back away]
