Patrick Warburton movie quotes

View Quote You see, Papi, you may look at my life and think I've got nothing, but the truth is I've got everything.

View Quote You don't want to let a guy like Papi down, or you'll get one of these. The Cold Shoulder, the Frenzied Eyebrow, the Grimace of Doom, the Sneer of Despair, the Crippling Wince of Guilt, the Scowl of Impending Wrath, and worst of all, the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection.

View Quote My nightmare began on a day like any other. So, technically, I guess that would be a "daymare." But I digress. It was lunchtime, and I was making my usual deliveries around town. I always saved the best stop for last, to see my dear old friends at the Flickering Embers Home for Seniors. A happier group of folks you'd never hope to meet. A perfect example of how to grow old with grace and dignity.

View Quote (after giving Twitchy coffee) What... have I done?

View Quote It was the wolf. I knew it, it's always either the butler or the wolf!

View Quote Never trust a bunny.

View Quote Oh, riiiight. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison.

View Quote You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about re-labeling some of them.

View Quote Kronk: What are the odds that trap door would lead me out here?

View Quote Agamemnon: [Falls from the hole into a cop car with Grunion, and the Petersons in it; Spots Grunion] What sort of creature are you?!
Miss Grunion: The name's Grunion! [The car takes off]
Agamemnon: I'm in love!

View Quote [Odysseus arrives at the the hatch]
Agamemnon: Odysseus, what news do you bring?
Odysseus: [holds a mini figure of the Trojan Horse] Someone left this for us!
Agamemnon: A present. Nice! It looks just like our horse.
Odysseus: [pause] Should I bring it inside?
Agamemnon: [thinks about it for a second] It'd be rude not to.
[Odysseus brings the horse inside and Peabody pops out of it]
Greek Soldiers: Ahhh!
Agamemnon: [laughing] I did not see that coming!
Penny: [Pops out of the horse and sniffs] Ugh! Jeez-Louise! What is that smell?
Agamemnon: [Sniffs his armpit] That is the smell of victory! [Greeks cheer]
Mr. Peabody: [he and Penny hop out of the horse] Greetings men of Sparta, Athens and Thebes, Peabody here. I've come for Sherman.
Agamemnon: [to Sherman] You know this guy?
Sherman: [Unhappily] I thought I did, but now, I'm not so sure.
Agamemnon: Then he must be a spy. [to his men] KILL HIM!
[The Greeks draw their swords]
Sherman: [stops the Greeks] No, no! He's... [embarrassed] My dad.
Greek: [confused] Your dad?
Penny: It's an adoptive relationship (but the opposite).
Agamemnon: Awww!

View Quote [Agamemnon and his men are preparing to ambush the Trojans; Sherman tries to join up with him, but Peabody and Penny get in his way]
Agamemnon: Zeus on 3! 1...
Mr. Peabody: [Desperately] Sherman, I absolutely forbid you to fight in the Trojan War!
Sherman/Shermanus: [Defiantly] Its not fair! [Walks beside them] All my friends are fighting in the Trojan War.
Agamemnon: 2...
Mr. Peabody: Sherman, it's dangerous!
Sherman/Shermanus: I'm wearing a helmet!
Agamemnon: 3...!
Mr. Peabody: You're not going!
Shermanus: Oh, yes, I am!
Agamemnon: Zeus! [he, Sherman, and the Greeks begin to ambush the Trojans]

View Quote Milton: Brian! [to Cattrick; shoves him] Go!
Mayor Winddancer: You say justice is dead? [punches Cattrick and Kitty to the floor] I say... NEIIIIIGH! [jump-kicks Milton in the face]

View Quote Milton: My grandpa had a dream to build a city for all animals,...
Judy: [hears clamor across the room, seeing Chief Bogo dragging Nick out of the gala] Nick...?
[Before Judy could react, Nick kicks the spotlight to the chandelier, blinding the robed figure, which Judy looks up to notice]
Milton: ...to truly be better together... [the robed figure falls off the chandelier and lands on the stage, startling him] Ugh!
[Chief Bogo's attention turns to the guests watching the robed figure, revealing himself to be a blue pit viper. Judy, Nick, and Chief Bogo watch in shock as the viper named Gary De'Snake reveals himself in front of everyone at the Zootennial Gala]
Mayor Winddancer: THERE'S A SNAKE!!!!!
[The Zootopians start running and screaming with the Zebros escorting Winddancer to safety]
Zebros: Snake! Snake! Snake!
Gene Zebraxton: [as he rudely shoves one of Gazelle's tiger backup dancers] Go, Bro! Go!
Gazelle: [angered] I will remember you, Zebra!
[Gary grabs Milton and slithers away with him and the contained journal. Judy watches the snake carrying both Milton and the journal, while the guests are running in fear, Judy frees her own ears as she chases Gary]

View Quote [Outside the destroyed Honeymoon Lodge, officers Chèvre and Bücheron bring a paw-cuffed Nick, who is glaring daggers, in front of Hoggbottom and Mayor Winddancer.]
Hoggbottom: Mayor Winddancer?
Mayor Winddancer: [approaches Nick and removes his shades; about Judy] Where's the bunny?
Nick: [snarkily] I dunno. But, you know, she's a rabbit, so maybe you can pull her out of your hat.
Mayor Winddancer: [pauses] I'm not wearing a hat.
Hoggbottom: [whispering] He's messing with you, sir.
Mayor Winddancer: [dismissively] I knew that! Get him out of here!
[Officers Bücheron and Chèvre throw Nick in the prison van and slam the doors shut.]
Milton: [approaches Nick] Where are they, Mr. Wilde? [Nick turns away in denial; to Cattrick] Begin the expansion. Freeze Marsh Market. Flush everyone out.
Nick: [overhears him; worried] No... you can't...
Milton: Water folk, like foxes, are lesser mammals. If I say they helped a dangerous snake, no one will care what we do. [digs his claws in Nick, who groans in pain] You're going to a dark cell, Mr. Wilde, just long enough to read the headline of your partner's demise. [takes his claws off Nick, who glares] You should've left town while you had the chance.
[The prison van drives away with Nick.]
Kitty: [holding a fur sample] Dad. Fur from... [gives the sample] whoever's helping the bunny and the snake.
Milton: [angrily clutches the bag] Find Pawbert!

View Quote I'll be the silent partner.

View Quote Cad's hit. Cad's hit.

View Quote I bought myself a thesaurus.

View Quote Why is Yogurt Night so DIFFICULT?!

View Quote And for your information, I prefer sugar free, artificial sweeteners MADE BY MAN!!

View Quote Ken: [Last Words] OHHH!!! THAT BEE IS LIVING MY LIFE!
Andy: Let it go, Kenny. Let it all go.
Ken: WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END?!

View Quote Granny: Wolf, think you can handle a bike like this?
Wolf: Sure, I think I could if I had to, I went through my bad boy phase. Rode a bike, greased my hair back, lived over Richie Cunningham's garage, water skied over a shark tank. Those were some Happy Days.

View Quote Wolf: [After being kicked in the balls by one of the hench pigs] You swine!

View Quote Wolf: Where's the old lady?
Gretel: In the room at the end of the hallway. The witch is always shouting at her. It is so scary here. If I stay another minute, I may scream. SCREAM, I TELL YOU!!!

View Quote Ian: Herd! Circle formation!
[The herd instead make an oval shape]
Ian: You pinheads, that's on oval! More... circle-y!
[The herd make a circle shape]

View Quote Ian: "Boog?" What's that short for? "Booger?"
[Ian and the herd laugh]

View Quote Ian: Hello, "Smelliot." [laughs] I called him Smelliot. [all the deers laugh] Herd, circle formation! [The herd instead of it make an oval shape] You pinheads, that's an oval. More circle-y! [The herd make a circle shape] You got a lot of nerve coming back here.
Elliot: Why, thank you.
Ian: That was not a compliment, mag-got!
Giselle: Well. He was just going. Right, Elliot?
Elliot: Yeah, Ian. I had to stop by and say hello to some of my old pals. Bob, Kevin. Jurgen, how’s the knee?
Ian: I told you to leave the herd, and never, ever, ever...
Elliot: Never?
Ian: Never, ever, ever come back.
Elliot: Back? I'm not... I’m not back. Me and my best buddy are heading to town. Yeah. I sure am going to miss you guys.
Ian: Off the upholstery! [he tosses Elliot into the air]
Boog: [annoyed] Oh, what now? [Elliot screams and falls unconscious to the ground]
Ian: So as I was saying, never, ever, ever... [Boog then appears and roaring loudly] A bear! Bear. Bear. A bear.
Boog: Elliot? Are you all right?
Elliot: [confused] Buttermilk biscuits.
Deer: Hey, Ian, get a load of this.
Boog: Hey! Cut it out!
Ian: Oh, I've heard of you. You're that bear that got his butt thumped by a squirrel. Ooh.
Boog: It was... there was 20 of them. And they had nuts.
Elliot: Don't listen to him, Boog.
Ian: Boog? What is that short for? Booger?
[Ian and the herd laugh]
Deer: Ha! Booger!
Boog: Listen, you.
Ian: I'm all ears.
Boog: Well…
Elliot: Boog, let's go.
Ian: You two are perfect for each other. You're a loser and you're a loser-er. [the rest of the deer laugh] Herd, let's bound! Hey, Elliot. I think you lost something.
Giselle: Maybe it will grow back. Bye, Elliot.
Elliot: Yeah, see you.
Ian: See you later, backpack boy.
Boog: That's right, fool. You better run. Keep on prancin', you panty-waisted cow.

View Quote Titan: You could help me find my crew.
Zartog: There are more?
Splork: Two others. We, uh, lost them in Gunglvyck Jungle.
Zartog: What kind of idiot would go in there?
Titan: Ham.

View Quote [Ham and Titan are fighting inside the rocket, and Titan grabs Ham's fur with his feet] Ham: Ow! Easy on the fur "Furious George"!
Titan: Unruly Crew member has been detained.
Ham: Ow!
Titan: Enact regulation number 815.
Ham: [sarcastically] What's regulation 815?
Titan: [smiles suspiciously]
[scene cuts to Ham tied outside of the rocket]
Ham: Guys! I gotta pee!

View Quote Bill Gates: Oh, I don't know what makes me happier-- Einstein's unified filed theory... or watching monkeys on a treadmill.
Titan: [singing:] I am Titan, I am strong!
Ham: [singing:] No one wants to sing along. [throws banana peel at Titan and he slips] Get a life, one two. You're lame, Three, four. [Luna looking at Ham, mad] What?
Dr. Bob: And to think, I almost dropped out of Havard to start a software company. Who's laughing now, Bill Gates?
Bill Gates: Memorizing sequences is a vital test of the chimps' brain capacity.

View Quote With all due respect, Superintendent Spinner. The smoke over the bridge is growing closer.