So You think you can deliver that basket of goodies across my bridge, do you?
Red Uh-huh.
Oh, no, no, no, you did not just say that. I did not hear that. There ain't no way my bridge is being crossed by some muffin-delivered red-haired cliched little girl. Get on up out of here.
Red Bring it.
Red You can't team me up with him! [points at Wolf] He'll just slow me down!
Verushka Oh, look! Your doggy's trying to save you!
Where's the old lady?
Gretel In the room at the end of the hallway. The witch is always shouting at her. It is so scary here. If I stay another minute, I may scream. SCREAM, I TELL YOU!!!
Boingo Why are you reading that book? Nobody reads books anymore! Movies are always better, especially sequels.
Granny Wolf, think you can handle a bike like this?
Sure, I think I could if I had to, I went through my bad boy phase. Rode a bike, greased my hair back, lived over Richie Cunningham's garage, water skied over a shark tank. Those were some Happy Days.
Gretel You've been Hoodwinked! Too!
Once upon a time, there were four unlikely heroes. Red Riding Hood, her granny, the not so Big Bad Wolf and an over-caffeinated squirrel called Twitchy. Together, they defeated the evil plans of a very bad little bunny, and came to work for me. My name is Nicky, and I run the Happily Ever After Agency, an organization dedicated to making happy endings for everyone. As we say in the HEA, "It's not just a fairy tale, it's an adventure Recently, Red took a leave of absence to train at a secret location with the legendary Sisters of the Hood. This left the team in a bit of disarray, just as we were about to meet a terrible threat, not only to the HEA, but to happy endings everywhere. It started one night when we received an anonymous tip that two children were being held in a gingerbread house by a witch with a wicked appetite.
