Garfield (2004) · 33 quotes
Arlene
Poor Odie. That cat is such a pig!
Nermal
Garfield's a pig?
Arlene
You never put the dog out at night.
Nermal
Why not?
Arlene
Because dogs...run away.
Hey! What are you lookin' at?
Garfield
Nothing, just looking for some company.
Nermal
Keep walking, creepo.
Garfield
What's going on?
Arlene
We know how much you hated Odie. We know how much you wanted him gone!
Garfield
Wait a minute. All I wanted was to sleep in "My Own" bed!
Arlene
And to do it, you cast Odie out into the cold, cruel world?!
Nermal
We saw how you locked Odie outside last night!
Garfield
Oh! I don't believe you guys, I didn't know he was gonna run away. He's a DUMB DOG! No, offense, Luca?
Uh, what?
Garfield
You can't blame me for that.
Nermal
Any one of us could be next.
Arlene
Yeah. There's no room for anybody else in Garfield's world.
Garfield
Huh? Oh, that's a little dramatic.
Arlene
Garfield, are you all right?
Garfield
I think so. Luca's about to have Odie for lunch.
Arlene
If it wasn't for Odie, you'd be Luca's chew toy.
Nermal
Yeah, he saved your life. Odie's a hero!
Garfield
Thanks a lot, partner.
Oh, yeah. Hold up, G!
Garfield
What?
Watch out for the popo! You know, 5-o? Controlo?
Garfield
Huh?
Animal control, man!
Garfield
Oh, that popo!
Garfield
Louis! What are you doing in the house, when Jon's home?
Sorry, Garfield. Man, I couldn't help it!
Garfield
Look, when he sees you he expects more from me. Don't you get that?
Jon's got those macadamia nut cookies! I'm trying to maintain. You understand?
Garfield
Sure, as long as you understand that I have to eat you. [Louis moans]
Arlene
Garfield, are you alright?
Garfield
I think so. Luca's about to have Odie for lunch.
Arlene
If it wasn't for Odie, you'd be Luca's chew toy.
Nermal
Yeah, he saved your life. Odie's a hero!
Garfield
Why, because I wasn't ripped to shreds? No, Odie's an imbecile until further notice.
Garfield
Alright, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you've never scratched before. Dogs, bite, but don't chew. And rats, see if you can get that pretty necklace around his neck. [Happy glances around nervously as the animals close in on him] Canines, felines, and vermines, it's showtime!
Alright, boys. Dog pile! Hit him low! Hit him high! Hit him in the legs!
Happy
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Garfield
Thanks, boys. The home team will take it from here. [The animals leave] Better split before Animal Control gets here.
Hey, Garfield, take it easy.
See you later, Garfield.
Yo, Garfield, good luck.
Garfield
Odie, would you mind sharing the remote with me, please? Every dog has his day, Happy.
Happy
Nice kitty.
Garfield
Let's see what's on the news. [shocks Happy with the shock collar] Let me tell you something, Happy. To you, Odie might be just a dumb, stupid, smelly dog, but to me, he's all that and much more. He's my friend. Odie, try something else. Maybe there's a game on. [Odie shocks Happy with the shock collar again] Strong finish, little buddy.
Jon
Odie? Garfield?
Liz
Odie?
Jon
Odie? Odie?
Happy
Be happy.
Jon
This is for stealing my dog and my cat. [punches Happy in the face, startling Liz as she watches]
Garfield
He didn't steal me; I was doing the rescue work.
Jon
Garfield! Odie! [hugs Garfield while Liz hugs Odie] Oh, I missed you guys so much! I'm never gonna let you outta my sight again. Never. You guys are my best friends.
Garfield
You had me at hello.
This is Walter J. Chapman with breaking news from the Midwest. Abby Shields reporting. What did you got for me, Abby?
The details are sketchy, but it appears that a deranged man may be the cause of all of the trouble here.
Nermal
A deranged man? What's this?
In fact, police are bringing the suspect out as we speak.
Aah! Good grief. It's my idiot brother. [makes a "Cut" gesture]
Nermal
Hey! It's Happy Chapman. He's going for a ride in a police car.
But sources tell me that this incident, somehow, involved a dog and a very heroic cat.
Arlene
Garfield?
Nermal
Hey, he saved Odie! Now he's a hero!
Arlene
Oh, I didn't realize.
Nermal
Garfield is on TV! He's a hero!
