Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Garfield (2004): in 5 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: Wendell (3)
Happy Chapman Any sign from the network yet?
No, but they're looking for a dog act on Good Day New York.
Happy Chapman Dog act?! Story of my life: Looking for a dog and I'm stuck with a cat!
I thought the segment went quite well!
Happy Chapman "I thought the segment went quite well!" Of course it went well, you TOAD! The fifty housewives who saw it, loved it.
Happy Chapman I can't go on like this anymore, Wendell. I've got to get a dog.
Well I think that is a lovely idea! I know you've been sad and lonely since the divorce, and I've tried to be a friend...
Happy Chapman Not for me, you imbecile! For the act! If I could get my hands on a really talented dog, wouldn't Walter J. just choke on his Emmy?
Happy Chapman Yeah, yeah. Now he was good. He was kind of dopey-looking and spry and--
Happy Chapman Huh? (Chapman comes over to the window to see the lost poster; His eyes widen upon recognizing the dog)
Happy Chapman I believe you found my dog. He answers to "Odie".
Odie?
Happy Chapman Family name. Oh, Odie! Oh, come on! There you are! Yes! I can live again now. How could I ever repay you?
An autograph would be splendid!
Happy Chapman Then splendid it shall be.
Happy Chapman Any word from the network yet?
No, but they're looking for a dog act on Good Day, New York.
Happy Chapman Dog act?! Story of my life: looking for a dog and I'm stuck with a cat!
I thought the segment went quite well.
Happy Chapman "I thought the segment went quite well." Of course it went well, you toad! The fifty housewives who saw it loved it. [sees his brother, Walter J. Chapman, presenting the news on TV] Oh please, what a know-it-all! And everybody always said I was the handsome one. I was the smart one. And I was born first! But there you are, "live from The Hague", and here I am, stuck working with this sack of dander on a dead-end regional morning show.
We certainly have a new star in the arena. Ladies and gentlemen, this is amazing!
It's Odie!
Happy Chapman Talented little fella, huh?
