Garfield (2004) · 33 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Garfield (2004): in 3 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: Happy Chapman (3)
Any sign from the network yet?
Wendell No, but they're looking for a dog act on Good Day New York.
Dog act?! Story of my life: Looking for a dog and I'm stuck with a cat!
Wendell I thought the segment went quite well!
"I thought the segment went quite well!" Of course it went well, you TOAD! The fifty housewives who saw it, loved it.
Wendell Well I think that is a lovely idea! I know you've been sad and lonely since the divorce, and I've tried to be a friend...
Not for me, you imbecile! For the act! If I could get my hands on a really talented dog, wouldn't Walter J. just choke on his Emmy?
Wendell Like Odie?
Yeah, yeah. Now he was good. He was kind of dopey-looking and spry and--
Wendell Lost? (sees Odie on the poster)
Huh? (Chapman comes over to the window to see the lost poster; His eyes widen upon recognizing the dog)
Any word from the network yet?
Wendell No, but they're looking for a dog act on Good Day, New York.
Dog act?! Story of my life: looking for a dog and I'm stuck with a cat!
Wendell I thought the segment went quite well.
"I thought the segment went quite well." Of course it went well, you toad! The fifty housewives who saw it loved it. [sees his brother, Walter J. Chapman, presenting the news on TV] Oh please, what a know-it-all! And everybody always said I was the handsome one. I was the smart one. And I was born first! But there you are, "live from The Hague", and here I am, stuck working with this sack of dander on a dead-end regional morning show.
