Elliot Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who was constantly having to pee/One day, the elf could take no more/So he went and banged on the rude dwarf's door/And what do you know, they suddenly both were married. Elliot Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup! Elliot I come in peace.