Martin Lawrence movie quotes

127 quotes from 6 movies

Bad Boys II (2003) as Marcus Burnett

View Quote [staring into the captain's fishbowl after ingesting X] This is a nice fish. Big ****in' eyes, but a nice ****in' fish.

View Quote [Repeated Line] Woosah...

View Quote Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles.

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Open Season (2006) as Boog

View Quote [Eating animal crackers while in the backseat of Gordy's truck and after singing his own version of "Teddy Bear's Picnic"] If you go out into the woods today there's gonna... be some fries. Yeah. And the giraffes taste almost exactly like the elephants. But that's messed up.

View Quote This here is my home.

View Quote Not this fall, baby. The fall after this fall.

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Bad Boys (1995) as Det. Marcus Burnett

View Quote Do you see the ****in' emotion I'm goin' through right now?! That means this shit is serious. That means me and this mother****er's not vibin' right now. That's what that shit means.

View Quote You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning, I feel lighter on my feet.

View Quote This is bad. No, let me call it what is. This is **** up.

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National Security (2003) as Earl

View Quote Your partner got killed. You lost your job. You went to jail. Your girlfriend walked. You got a job as a security guard at a hundred and eighty-two dollars a week. You know what you are, Hank? You're a black man.

View Quote [After firing off two shots an a senior woman's vehicle, making it skid to a halt] Ma'am, you may now, reprocure, your vehicle. [The vehicle instantly explodes]

View Quote [Upon seeing Washington shows up with a hit squad] He Must've Grown Up In A White Neighbourhood [On seeing his being held at gunpoint] Oh, thank you Jesus!

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Bad Boys: Ride or Die (2024) as Marcus Burnett

View Quote [Confronting an alligator] Begone, gator. I rebuke you! [Alligator backs away] See, Mike, that's how you command the universe. [Alligator attacks Marcus] That mother****er racist, Mike! That mother****er racist!

View Quote [In a flaming van] Everybody relax, the fire's on the outside... now it's on the inside!

View Quote [Entering a trailer park] It's like redneck Jurassic Park in here!

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Big Momma's House (2000) as Malcolm Turner

View Quote Sherry: Oh, it's so good to see you, Big Momma. I thought you may forgotten all about me.
Malcolm Turner: Shut your mouth, child. Oh, Big Momma could never forget that ass...
Sherry: What?
Malcolm Turner: ...ma. Asthma. Do you remember you had asthma?

View Quote Ben: I've been waiting on this moment ever since I first laid eyes on you.
Malcolm Turner: Ben, whatever you started in that bed, trust me, you're going to finish alone!

View Quote Malcolm Turner: I've seen a lot of scary shit in my days... but damn, that was a lot of ass!
John: [while icing his balls] I think I need a splint or something.

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