Alexei The Russian Grim Reaper is here.
Mike Lowery
43 quotes
Marcus Burnett
Martin Lawrence · 39 quotes
Capt. Howard
Joe Pantoliano · 6 quotes
Detective Mateo Reyes
Yul Vazquez · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Marcus Burnett & Mike Lowery (25), Mike Lowery & Detective Mateo Reyes (3), Marcus Burnett & Detective Mateo Reyes (3)
Bad Boys II quotes
Page 1 of 5 Alexei 22 cars and a boat, totalled? How did hell you sink a boat?
I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up, 'Good morning, Marcus. Good morning, Mike. How you doin'? Ai'ight. So how we going to **** up the captain's life today? Gee, I don't know. I don't know. Ooh, look. Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?'
I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth. I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner.
DEA Snell We don't know you, but you look like you're about to do something stupid. I'm in.
Floyd Poteet [Repeated Line]
I've got my rights.
Blond Dread Who that? Who in MY HOUSE?
I'm the Devil! Who's asking?
Blond Dread The Devil... is not welcome... HEEEEEERRE!
''Marcus Burnett''; You gotta call yo self the devil in his house?...shit
You guys are like a couple of blood sucking ticks, draining the life's blood out of this department... Woosaa!
Damn the woosaa captain, did you just call me a tick?
Casper
Your partner's a cocky ****!
Oh damn, now was that necessary, sir? Can't he just be a cop? He got to be a **** too?
Who shot you in the ass?
Who? That "who" would be you.
Me? I shot you? I mean, I'm not saying I didn't shoot you. I did a lot of shooting. But I ain't saying I shot you in the ass...
Tell me about it.
[driving with Mike down a hill, through cocaine-processing shacks, in a stolen Humvee]
Is this still plan B?
Naw, this is definitely plan C!
You want to talk? All right, go ahead, go ahead.
We're not immigration!
What my partner means is that these are a special breed called umm...
Big mother****ers.
Look, Mike. Calm down!
Calm down? I'm calm. I'm calm. Whoaa! Whoa! I am way too unstable for that bullshit! Stop all the goddamn movement! Everybody stop moving.
Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?
They **** just like us!