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Now that's how you supposed to shoot, from now on that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional mother****er to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some disfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though.

Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well not this one, cause I'm gonna **** this one up. But he should get one just like it.

It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic.

We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.

[repeated line] That's that bullshit.

Change the station... more music less Marcus. If you open the door he'll be a black Dr. Phil for the next 40 minutes.

[after decimating the gang with gunfire] Now show 'em your badge!

Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little ?boundary box?. We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's titties and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be mother****in' Jacques Cousteau.

[in a stand off] A bullet in the head will really mess up your extensions!

See, that's that new spiritual shit my partner's on. Me? I actually prefer shooting mother****ers.

Casper drop the bag [pointing his gun at a KKK member]

[during a shoot out] I think i done just got mad.

Calm down I'm calm I'm calm whoa hey WHOA WHOA I am way to unstable for that bullshit stop all the god damn movement everybody STOP MOVING

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