Bad Boys II (2003) · 64 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Bad Boys II (2003): in 6 of its 64 quotes
Most scenes with: Mike Lowery (2), Marcus Burnett (2)
Capt. Howard I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up, 'Good morning, Marcus. Good morning, Mike. How you doin'? Ai'ight. So how we going to **** up the captain's life today? Gee, I don't know. I don't know. Ooh, look. Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?'
Capt. Howard I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth. I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner.
Capt. Howard 22 cars and a boat, totalled? How did hell you sink a boat?
Captain, is it possible we can discuss potential reimbursement...
Capt. Howard The department doesn't cover personal property, that's why we drive police cars.
We got a tip that the Zopehounders were gonna do a hit on cash or drugs from this big time X-man.
That's what they call an ecstasy dealer on the streets.
Capt. Howard Marcus, I know what they call them. That's why I'm Captain.
Capt. Howard You guys are like a couple of blood sucking ticks, draining the life's blood out of this department... Woosaa!
Damn the woosaa captain, did you just call me a tick?
Capt. Howard I was referring to him.
