Elliot
Ian's right, I'm a loser.
Boog
No, you're not a loser.
Elliot
Yes, I am!
Boog
No, you're not!
Elliot
Yes!
Boog
No!
Elliot
Trust me, you know the day I met you, Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?
Boog
Ahhh... a loser! But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear. But I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!
Elliot
That's nothin'! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
Boog
I ride a unicycle for crackers.
Elliot
I have a glass eye.
Boog
I can't snap.
Elliot
I thought log was a color.
Boog
I can't see my feet!
Elliot
I killed a man (with this thumb)!
[both laugh]
