Kaylee What's with the Cokes?
The machine! It's rigged! They're free! Haha, they're free!
Played by Amanda Bynes 
Big Fat Liar (2002) · 37 quotes
Big Fat Liar (2002) · 37 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Big Fat Liar (2002): in 8 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Jason Shepherd (4), Astrid Barker (3)
But you are a liar.
Scenes with Kaylee
7 scenes Kaylee Kaylee I want to see a broken man people. I mean broken as in 'I hit a baseball through the window' broken. I want you to turn him into mince meat, and I don't even know what mince meat is! I want him to cry for his mommy! Wah! Wah! Mommy, Mommy, Mommy! Do you read me 'cause I don't think you read me?
'Jason: I think they read you.
Kaylee Fair enough.
[Jason and Kaylee walk up to her desk]
Marty Wolf Pictures. Please hold. Marty Wolf Pictures. Please hold. Can I help you?
We're here to see Marty Wolf.
Do you have an appointment?
[Kaylee turns her head to Jason]
I'm asking you... [eyes Astrid's name plate] Astrid, what kind of sick world this is when children need an appointment|to see their own father?
Kaylee [puts a finger to her mouth]
Shh.
[Kaylee smiles sheepishly at Astrid]
Look, this is gonna be an emotional reunion for all of us so once you let us in, you're probably gonna|wanna hold Papa's calls as well.
Mr. Wolf doesn't see anyone without an appointment.
Kaylee [in mock-Texan accent]
Marty Wolf Pictures?
Yes.
Kaylee Astrid Barker?
Yes.
Kaylee Ah'm sorry t' say, yer car is parked onna dawg.
My car… is parked on a dog?! [Exit Astrid].
Kaylee Hi, Astrid. Adam Sandler called to set up a lunch. I sent some flowers to Meg Ryan because she sounded like she had a little cold. Oh, and I scheduled a deep body massage for you at 3. [places a hand on Astrid's shoulder] Look like you could use a little you time. [Kaylee boops Astrid's nose with her finger] Kay. [Kaylee hands papers to Astrid and leaves]
Thank you, kind stranger.
Kaylee Jas?
Jason': I'm at the beach! [on the phone] Hey, Frank; Mr. Stroog. Meet us at the theater gate in 20.
Kaylee Hey. What's with the Cokes?
The machine! It's rigged! THEY'RE FREE, HAHAHA, THEY'RE FREE!!
Fur coat king of the Midwest, my butt! I got some R-rated dialogue for you, but I'm gonna keep it PG. I'm gonna keep it PG. You owe me $100 for yesterday's ride.
Kaylee Well, maybe we--
You almost cost me my job.
Frank, I'm sorry. I can explain.
I just--
Azitatatatatatata!
Kaylee If we could--
I don't wanna hear it, okay?
Kaylee I know, I just--
Azita, azitatatatata!
If you just--
Azita, azitatatatata!
Kaylee I--
Azita!
Kaylee I--
Azita! Azitatatatatatatata!
I'm sorry. It's just we came out here to get even with this guy Marty Wolf. Because he... he stole my story...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
And he's making it into this big movie.
Did you just say "Marty Wolf"?
Yeah, you know him?
Know him? I used to drive him. He fired me last year.
Kaylee Why?
I'm an actor, see? [shows a photo of himself] Right? And I made the mistake of asking him if I could audition for one of his movies. He could've said "No" and not let me audition, right? But instead, he takes my headshot, writes "Loser" across my forehead, and then faxes it to every casting director in town.
Kaylee You poor thing.
If you guys wanna mess with Wolf, I got your back.
