Piper quotes from Robots (2005) ... Movie Quotes Database

Played by Amanda Bynes

Robots (2005) · 46 quotes

Scenes with Piper

6 scenes

Crank

Ugh. What's the use? There's nothing left.

Lugnut

Hey, Diesel, I found you a voice box. [Diesel puts the voice box in his mouth and starts imitating a Spanish sports announcer until the chip falls out of him] Uh... here's another one. [Diesel starts barking like a dog]

Crank

That's no good. Give me that! [He attempts to take it out of Diesel, but Diesel just growls at him]

Lugnut

[sighs]

I can never find parts in my size. [Fender's head suddenly flies into the basket; Diesel barks] What is it, boy? [finds Fender's head] Hey, Fender, have you lost weight?

Crank

"Lost weight"?! Look at - will you look at - he's a head in a basket! We're doomed, I knew it. We're doomed.

Fender

Yeah, will you shut up, you neurotic nut? Why, I'd... I'd smack you if I had a hand. [his body conveniently comes bouncing off the walls] Well, speaking of the devil, here I come. [his body lands] OW! Dang it!

Piper

[emerging from a nearby recycling bin with a discarded Wonderbot]

Whoa, check this out! Who would throw away such a cute little doodad? [Wonderbot whimpers] Aw, don't be scared...

Rodney

[off-screen]

Hey, that's mine!

Fender

That's him! That's the guy! I would know that face! I know that face, and I know that foot! [he realizes his hand is pointing to his own body instead of Rodney's] Psst! He's over there, you moron. [his hand points to Rodney's body] That's the perpetrator! He knocked my head off! You want another piece of me?!

Piper

Alright, buster! If you think you can mess with my big brother, you're... [is distracted by Rodney's appearance] you're kind of cute.

Crank

Piper, would you behave yourself? Now, come on. Let's get Fender fixed... again.

Piper

[handing Wonderbot back to Rodney]

Here's your... thingamabob. By the way... the name's Piper. Rhymes with "viper". [hisses flirtatiously] See you around. [she suddenly trips over, but gets up and adjusts herself]

Fender

We've told you a hundred times, [with his hand] don't talk to strange men. Thank you, Manuel.

Piper

I talk to you. Who's stranger than that?

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Jack Hammer

I've got good news, and I've got bad news.

Fender

What's the bad news?

Jack Hammer

I checked the stock book. As of today, they're no longer making parts for your model. You have been officially outmoded.

Fender

Outmoded? Well, that's fine... WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?!?

Jack Hammer

Well, when we had your parts... They were on sale! [laughs]

Fender

[breaks down into tears]

Oh, how can this happen to me?! I'm practically a kid!

Jack Hammer

Geez. Look, pull yourself together. All you need is an upgrade. [reveals an upgrade display]

Lugnut

[the Rusties stare in admiration]

Mmm, that new upgrade smell.

Jack Hammer

Just came in, fully loaded. Look, it's got cupholders. Standard.

Lugnut

Does it come in plus sizes?

Jack Hammer

Sure! Take a look at the new Bigweld spring collection! [points to a whole aisle of upgrades; the Rusties stand in awe]

Fender

I can't afford that fancy stuff. All I need is one stinkin' neck joint! [his body bangs his head against the counter] Why... did... this... happen... to... me?! Ow! Ow! Aah! Aah! I'm hurting me! Idiot!

Jack Hammer

Sorry, pal. It's either an upgrade or the Chop Shop for you.

Fender

The Chop Shop?! [cries; Rodney came in to find what is going on] I'm fine, I'm fine. [his body places his head back on it] Look, no hands. Oops. [the head falls off; the body puts it back on] And ta-da! I'm back. Miss me?

Piper

No one's going to the Chop Shop!

Crank

That's right! What do you think we can get for him? Not that I've been thinking about it.

Piper

Will you stop?! Listen, shiny pants, you get back there and find a part for my brother! We are not junk! We are not scrap! And we will not be treated this way!

Jack Hammer

I'm sorry. I don't have the parts.

Rodney

Well, do you have two washers, an S-spring and some fast-weld? I can fix you easily.

Diesel

[Diesel picks up a voice box, and then puts all of them into his mouth] [imitating Darth Vader's voice]

The Force is strong with this one.

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Rodney

When was the last time you got oiled?

Fender

I really can't say that with my kid sister around here.

Piper

Can it, Fender!

Rodney

Now, hold still. This might tickle.

Fender

We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Fender. It used to be Bumper, but I had to change it when we came into the country.

Rodney

Copperbottom. Rodney Copperbottom.

Fender

[with a British accent]

Riddle me this - why did I meet you among the garbage?

Rodney

Well, today, I tried to get in to see Bigweld.

Piper

[the Rusties all chuckle]

Well, if you find him, tell him we really need him to come back. He cared about bots like us.

Crank

Well, what I heard is that they done him in, and they left the rest of us to fall apart.

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Fender

[Rodney and the Rusties make their way to Aunt Fanny's boarding house]

When in Robot City, guests of the Rusties, that's us, stay at Aunt Fanny's boarding house, where our motto is: "Beats rusting outside!" [chuckles, as they walk inside] Let me just let her know you're here. [yelling loudly] AUNT FANNY! [normally] We brought someone.

Aunt Fanny

[offscreen]

I'm in the kitchen.

Rodney

Are you sure your aunt won't mind?

Fender

Relax, she's not my aunt. She just takes in bots who are, um… broke. [laughs] Bless her little heart.

Rodney

[enters the kitchen]

Well then, why is she called Aunt Fanny? [sees Aunt Fanny, who has a really large rear end]

Fender

We couldn't call her Aunt Booty.

Rodney

[surprised in shock]

WHOA!

Aunt Fanny

[accidentally hits things with her rear end]

Oops! Aw! Oh, scrap!

Piper

She's a little artsy-fartsy. The artsy's okay, but when she gets fartsy...

Aunt Fanny

Oh, right on my shoes. I'm so clumsy. [notices Rodney] Well, hello there! What's your name?

Rodney

[distracted]

I'm Rodney Bigbottom. [realizes, corrects himself] No, I'm Rodney Copperbottom! Copperbottom.

Aunt Fanny

That's a wonderful name! Bigbottom. [accidentally backs up her rear end on Rodney, smashing him against the wall] What happened to your friend?

Fender

He's been rear-ended.

Aunt Fanny

[slides her bottom, releasing Rodney]

There ya are! [giggles]

Fender

[with a southern accent]

Aunt Fanny, he needs a place to stay.

Aunt Fanny

Well, just make yourself at home.

Rodney

Thank you. That's very kind of you.

Aunt Fanny

My pleasure! See a need, fill a need.

Rodney

Hey, just like Bigweld!

Aunt Fanny

Oh, Bigweld. That's a lot of robot! [accidentally smacks Rodney and Fender into a couch]

Fender

Come on. You can bunk with me. We'll ignore the gossip.

Fender

[Fender pulls a lever, shifting the rooms; the first room is Piper's, where she's applying makeup on her face while listening to "(There's Gotta Be) More to Life" by Stacie Orrico]

You missed a spot.

Piper

[screams]

Fender, get out of my room!

Fender

I'm not in your room. [puts his foot in Piper's room] I am now. [pulls it back out] Now, I'm not. [continues putting his foot in and out of Piper's room] I am. Not. Am. Not...

Piper

[sternly]

Get out of my room!

Crank

[Fender pulls the lever, revealing the bathroom where Crank is draining oil]

Oh, man, this is my third oil change today. Something's wrong with me.

Fender

Oops. Sorry. [pulls; shifting to his bedroom] Here we are. Home sweet home. What's mine is yours. [his arms fall off] Oh, boy.

Rodney

Here, I'll get them.

Fender

Oh, look, now they're arm-wrestling. [his arms start wrestling with each other] Would you separate them, please? Hurry! My backside itches.