A scene from Robots 2005
Crank

Ugh. What's the use? There's nothing left.

Lugnut

Hey, Diesel, I found you a voice box. [Diesel puts the voice box in his mouth and starts imitating a Spanish sports announcer until the chip falls out of him] Uh... here's another one. [Diesel starts barking like a dog]

Crank

That's no good. Give me that! [He attempts to take it out of Diesel, but Diesel just growls at him]

Lugnut
[sighs]

I can never find parts in my size. [Fender's head suddenly flies into the basket; Diesel barks] What is it, boy? [finds Fender's head] Hey, Fender, have you lost weight?

Crank

"Lost weight"?! Look at - will you look at - he's a head in a basket! We're doomed, I knew it. We're doomed.

Fender

Yeah, will you shut up, you neurotic nut? Why, I'd... I'd smack you if I had a hand. [his body conveniently comes bouncing off the walls] Well, speaking of the devil, here I come. [his body lands] OW! Dang it!

Piper
[emerging from a nearby recycling bin with a discarded Wonderbot]

Whoa, check this out! Who would throw away such a cute little doodad? [Wonderbot whimpers] Aw, don't be scared...

Rodney
[off-screen]

Hey, that's mine!

Fender

That's him! That's the guy! I would know that face! I know that face, and I know that foot! [he realizes his hand is pointing to his own body instead of Rodney's] Psst! He's over there, you moron. [his hand points to Rodney's body] That's the perpetrator! He knocked my head off! You want another piece of me?!

Piper

Alright, buster! If you think you can mess with my big brother, you're... [is distracted by Rodney's appearance] you're kind of cute.

Crank

Piper, would you behave yourself? Now, come on. Let's get Fender fixed... again.

Piper
[handing Wonderbot back to Rodney]

Here's your... thingamabob. By the way... the name's Piper. Rhymes with "viper". [hisses flirtatiously] See you around. [she suddenly trips over, but gets up and adjusts herself]

Fender

We've told you a hundred times, [with his hand] don't talk to strange men. Thank you, Manuel.

Piper

I talk to you. Who's stranger than that?

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