I've got good news, and I've got bad news.

Fender

What's the bad news?

I checked the stock book. As of today, they're no longer making parts for your model. You have been officially outmoded.

Fender

Outmoded? Well, that's fine... WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?!?

Well, when we had your parts... They were on sale! [laughs]

Fender

Oh, how can this happen to me?! I'm practically a kid!

Geez. Look, pull yourself together. All you need is an upgrade. [reveals an upgrade display]

Mmm, that new upgrade smell.

Just came in, fully loaded. Look, it's got cupholders. Standard.

Does it come in plus sizes?

Sure! Take a look at the new Bigweld spring collection! [points to a whole aisle of upgrades; the Rusties stand in awe]

Fender

I can't afford that fancy stuff. All I need is one stinkin' neck joint! [his body bangs his head against the counter] Why... did... this... happen... to... me?! Ow! Ow! Aah! Aah! I'm hurting me! Idiot!

Sorry, pal. It's either an upgrade or the Chop Shop for you.

Fender

The Chop Shop?! [cries; Rodney came in to find what is going on] I'm fine, I'm fine. [his body places his head back on it] Look, no hands. Oops. [the head falls off; the body puts it back on] And ta-da! I'm back. Miss me?

Piper

No one's going to the Chop Shop!

Crank

That's right! What do you think we can get for him? Not that I've been thinking about it.

Piper

Will you stop?! Listen, shiny pants, you get back there and find a part for my brother! We are not junk! We are not scrap! And we will not be treated this way!

I'm sorry. I don't have the parts.

Rodney

Well, do you have two washers, an S-spring and some fast-weld? I can fix you easily.

The Force is strong with this one.