MG Madame Gasket
All right, break time [Worker's look up surprised] All right, break time's over. Chop, chop! [cackles as the workers groan in disappointment] Ah, look who's here.
MG Madame Gasket
Hi, sweetie! How's my boy?
Great. I did just what you told me: no more spare parts. In a couple of days, those broken-down bots out there are gonna be nothing but scrap metal. You will be up to your bloomers in broken outmode junk!
MG Madame Gasket
Such a good boy! And after you finish off Bigweld, there will be nobody out there to fix them.
Exactly... uh, you wanna swing that by me again?
MG Madame Gasket
YOU IDIOT!! Those outmodes look up to him! Suppose he decides to come back!
Aw, come on, Mom! He's not gonna be any trouble where he is!
MG Madame Gasket
What are you afraid of?! Grow some bolts! Or do you wanna end up like your father? [shows Ratchet his father as nothing but a hanging endoskeleton]
Ratchet's Dad: Hey, son. Good to see ya.
MG Madame Gasket
Think what it would mean. Not Bigweld Industries, Ratchet Industries.
MG Madame Gasket
RATCHET CITY!!!
Yes, everything shiny... [laughs evilly]
MG Madame Gasket
No more Bigweld, no more outmodes!
MG Madame Gasket
THAT'S MY BOY!!!
MG Madame Gasket
[the two dance and laugh maniacally]
Are you hungry? Can I get you something? You look thin.
No, thanks, Mom. I gotta go. Bye. Oh, bye, Pop.
Ratchet's Dad: So long, son. Good luck with your dastardly plans.
[Ratchet is getting his back massaged]
Oh... Oh, yeah... I've never felt so relaxed. Say, do you mind giving me a little scratch between the shoulder blades? [a blade runs along his back] Oh, there ya-- AH! Easy, tiger. Oh! Hey, take it easy! Hey, what are you trying to do, kill--?! [gets up and sees Madame Gasket] AAAAHHH!!
MG Madame Gasket
Relax. It's me, your mommy.
How did you get in here?!
MG Madame Gasket
I came up the airshaft. I know you don't like anybody here to see me.
MG Madame Gasket
Someone's fixing them!
MG Madame Gasket
Someone is repairing outmodes! And they are laughing at you!
Who?! And are you sure they're not laughing with me?
Oh, so what if one crazy fanatic repairs a few outmodes? Who cares?
MG Madame Gasket
Think. Use those brains I stole for you. Today, it's one. What about tomorrow when everyone gets the idea this is okay? "We can fix ourselves. We don't need upgrades. We want Bigweld." Then what happens to you?!
Okay, okay. Take it easy. We've got to find out who this is and stop him.
MG Madame Gasket
Not stop him, crush him! Destroy him! And by the way, I brought you a little something for your desk. [gives Ratchet a picture of her making a cute face in a heart-shaped frame titled "World's Best Mom"]
[Bigweld has been taken hostage by Madame Gasket and is a few steps away from being incinerated]
Gasket, you're a sick, twisted, evil robot.
MG Madame Gasket
[flattered, in a sing-song voice and fluttering her eyelashes]
I try.
MG Madame Gasket
Who are these losers?
MG Madame Gasket
I'm a woman.
Ouch. [Diesel's eye glasses shatter]
[Scottish accent]
We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bucket of bolts, and you shall be defeated by the very outmodes that you scorn and detest!
'Cause there's seven of us and only one of...
[hundreds of minions appear from behind Madame Gasket]
Let's see, there's seven of us and... eight? Nine?
I think so. Will you all quit moving around?! It's so frustrating! I think I counted one of you twice!
MG Madame Gasket
While you're at it, count these!
MG Madame Gasket
[Ratchet's new outmode bot destroying machines come into view with Ratchet sitting on top of one of them]
As soon as we're done with you, these hit the streets!
This will be the last day any outmode will ever see!
