Terrence Lubinecki Of course... The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.
Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.
Sydney White quotes
Page 1 of 4 Terrence Lubinecki Terrence [Waiting for Sydney to come down for her first date with Tyler]
Three-quarters of first dates end in disappointment for one or both parties, studies show. I hope you beat the odds.
Me too.
Gurkin If you try any funny stuff I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states, and Canada.
Wow.
Yeah! And I'll kick your ass.
Amy
My diet is working! I lost five pounds!.
Rachel{sweetly}: That is so great Amy!
Amy departs in other direction
Rachel{talking to herself}: Looks like your ass found it.
Gurkin This from the guy who still is a Junior Tiger Guide.
I am only one merit badge away from getting promoted to Tiger Guide.
Gurkin Yeah, I can tell which one.
Camera shows George is wearing Velcro-strap sneakers
Knots are hard.
We are taught from an early age that this is a government of the people, by the people, and for the people. But what many Americans do not know is how much the Founding Fathers were as scared of democracy as they were of British oppression. Can anyone tell me why that is?
Snoring noise is heard in seats
The young man snoring there, perhaps?
Class laughs, Jeremy jostles Embele awake
Jeremy{whispering}: Come on, get up!
Embele{drowsily}: The Founding Fathers were afraid direct democracy would ruin the American people the same way it doomed the Roman Republic. Alexander Hamilton even advocated a monarchy. Embele yawns
Professor Carleton{surprised}: Correct. We are trained to think the more power the people have the better.
Terrence is repeating to himself the professor's lecture verbatim
Professor Carleton & Terrence
Can anyone tell me why is this not neccesarily so?
Terrence hoists his hand high
Ah, Terrence. Still here after eight years! class laugh What do you say we give someone else a chance to respond this time? Why not you, Miss?
Professor motions to Sydney
White. Well, I have to say that...uh...
Rachel Witchburn{interrupting}: Most Americans do not concern themselves with the issues. There could be arguments for keeping things say a little more...elite? Maybe even certain kinds of oligarchies.
I have to say that that is underestimating the masses a bit, not to mention overestimating the elites. Aparthied was an oligarchy, and no one wants that to return.
Interesting/
Embele is snoozing in the living room of "The Vortex"
Why is he asleep?
Embele is from Abuja, Nigeria. Interesting geography fact is that our time zone and theirs are literally on the other side of the world. Our 10 PM is their 10 AM, so he has not yet adjusted.
I see. How long has Embele been studying in the United States?
Three years.
Sydney is surprised to see her father's pickup truck on campus, in addition to her father
Dad? You drove all this way to see me?
John White
Something about your call did not sound right. Only factor that perplexed me was that you were not at the Kappa house.
Sydney explains her railroading at the hands of Rachel Witchburn and how she has failed to follow in her mother's footsteps
John White
Sweetheart, respecting your mother is not about reliving her life. One big reason I fell in love with her was that she always stood up for her friends in need, no matter how hard it was. And on that, you are exactly like her.
Three dorks are staring at Sydney's sports bra, which she has hung out to dry
Dudes...that thing has touched boobs.
Terrence Lubinecki Of course... The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.
Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.
Tyler is playing video games with the dorks
You guys should come over to the Beta house sometime.
How come?
We play a lot of video games too. We are like you guys. Why, what did you think the Betas did?
We thought you went after hot babes nonstop.
Hate to burst your bubble, but for the most part the Betas struggle with girls like most other men.
Tyler, what you said is like revealing that there is no Santa Claus.
George stares in shock
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
AHHH! We're gonna be sisters!!
And I think I'm in love with a dork!
As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers.
Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot.
Eyes brows meet tweezers, tweezers meet your worst nightmare.
I thought I was going to marry a Backstreet Boy.