A character in Sydney White (2007)

Spanky quotes from Sydney White (2007)

Samm Levine

Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Sydney White (2007): in 3 of its 47 quotes

Scenes with Spanky

3 scenes
Spanky
[staring at a drying sports bra]

Dudes...that thing has touched boobs.

Terrence Lubinecki

Of course... The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.

Spanky

Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.

Three dorks are staring at Sydney's sports bra, which she has hung out to dry

Spanky

Dudes...that thing has touched boobs.

Terrence Lubinecki

Of course... The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.

Spanky

Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.

Tyler is playing video games with the dorks

You guys should come over to the Beta house sometime.

How come?

We play a lot of video games too. We are like you guys. Why, what did you think the Betas did?

Spanky

We thought you went after hot babes nonstop.

Hate to burst your bubble, but for the most part the Betas struggle with girls like most other men.

Tyler, what you said is like revealing that there is no Santa Claus.
George stares in shock

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

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