She's the Man 2006 quotes, page 2

I am convinced he's hiding something.

Principal Gold

Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little lost and confused, but deep down he's an all-American, red-blooded male, just like yourself.

Viola

Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller. And to make it harder for them to run away.

Principal Gold

Malcolm, have you ever tried to run away in high heels?

No, sir, I...

Principal Gold

Not that easy. Not that easy...

Olivia

Yes, because my first instinct would be to feed the turantula.

Olivia

What's this? Poems?

Viola

Lyrics. They're his... my, my old stuff.

Olivia

"Wake up I've been waiting for you". [Continues reading]

Olivia

Those are really good. So honest.

Viola

I know. I keep telling him... me... myself... my... myself.

I write songs too, Olivia.

Olivia

Really? Wonderful.

Check it out. [sings] I see you through your window, while I'm standing on a tree outside.

Paul

Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. [pause] That came out wrong, but you know what I mean.

Principal Gold

Okay, if you want to roughhouse, please take it at least 500 yards...

Coach Dinklage

Break it up. Break it up! [Grabs a Cornwall player and an Illyria player] Okay, tough guys. You want to box, then get out of my stadium. Or otherwise, get on with the game. All right?

Principal Gold

Come on now, Armadillos of Illyria...

Coach Dinklage

That goes for the rest of ya. Now get on and play some real football! Like a bunch of girls!

Principal Gold

Yeah! Let's play some real football like a bunch of girls!

Sebastian

Are those real?

Viola

Oh yeah, I'm growing sideburns now- NO!

Toby

Is you're sister...hott?

Viola

Well, um... she has a GREAT personality.

Ew.

Toby

I got lady troubles

I got a lifetime of knowledge

Andrew

Oh my god, Sebastians with Unis! She must be hotter than we thought!

Toby

Ok how come when i wanted to go out with Unis everyone made fun of me and now that sebastians going out with her suddenly Unis is cool? Screw you guys, i hate high school.

High five, nicee.

Viola

I get to take a shower. I get to take a shower.

Malcolm Festes, Dorm Director. Shower shoes are to be worn in the bathroom at all times except when in the actual shower! ...Did you not read your "Dorm Life" pamphlet? It was in your cubby.

Viola

Sup dog?

Duke

Yeah, what's kickin', homie?

Viola

Later.

Duke

Hey, you forgot, ew... [holding up Viola's chest bandage] This, coolio.

Viola

Word, G-man.

Viola

Eunice!

Viola

Uh, Eunice! Why didn't you wake me up?

Eunice

You looked so serene. [As 'Sebastian' hurriedly leaves] I made breakfast, darling!

Viola

I didn't think you'd show up. It really means a lot to me that you're here. Say something.

Groundskeeper

I gotta turn the sprinklers on.

Viola

I just can't do this.

Paul

Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. [Pause] That came out wrong but you know what I mean.

Your the guy... um the bigger guy

Principal Gold

MALCOLM! CAN YOU SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE CURRENT SITUATION?

No more than has already been shed, sir.