Boys
[Viola gets hit in the crotch with the soccer ball]
OOOOHHHH! OWWWW!
Viola
Amanda Bynes · 20 quotes
Justin
Robert Hoffman · 10 quotes
Duke
Channing Tatum · 8 quotes
Principal Gold
David Cross · 8 quotes
Malcolm
James Snyder · 5 quotes
Sebastian
James Kirk · 5 quotes
Toby
Brandon Jay McLaren · 5 quotes
Andrew
Clifton MaCabe Murray · 4 quotes
Coach Dinklage
Vinnie Jones · 3 quotes
Olivia
Laura Ramsey · 3 quotes
Monique
Alexandra Breckenridge · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Viola & Justin (5), Viola & Duke (5), Viola & Toby (3)
She's the Man quotes
Page 3 of 4[Handing 'Sebastian' his food at lunch]
Have a great apple and sandwich! [The next student steps up and begins to ask for something] No.
[Seeing Olivia and 'Sebastian' meeting outside his office]
What is...? Oh... Getting to know the opposite sex are we? Male female dynamics, all that. Sexual tension... it's all part of the high school experience... Continue, continue, please. But keep it cleaned up. Abstinence is key, abstinence is the best way to not... is to not. Uh- [Pretending to respond to someone in his office] Hm? [Goes back inside his office]
[tears up the manual containing the "no girls allowed" policy, before returning it to the referee]
What manual? Listen, pal. Here at Illyria, we don't discriminate based on gender!
[to Monique in dorms]
: Let me introduce myself.
[in the shower room to Viola as Sebastian] : "I'm Malcolm Festes. Dorm director. Shower shoes are to be worn at all times in the shower room except when in the actual shower. Did you not read your dorm life phamphlet? It was in your cubby."
[to Monique on the phone]
"Hey Monique it's Sebastian. I don't know if Viola told you, but I'm in London, but I'm coming home a day early. Hey listen, we really need to talk!"
[To Monique, breaking up with her]
You're hot Monique, smokin' hot. But there are plenty of hot girls out there. And the truth is you have nothing else to offer! And when my eyes are closed, I see you for what you truly are, which is UUUG-LAY!
Dude, come on, you're a guy, what would you do if the hottest girl in school came and asked you on a date?
Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to boys with faces like yours.
I think I played soccer once, or was it chess?
I'd tap that.
Okay, how come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.
Sexual tension, male-female dynamics...all part of the high school experience.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
Well he must be half way to China by now he showed us his willis & doodleberries
Malcom, have you ever tried to run away in heels? not that easy. not that easy.