“: Let me introduce myself. : "I'm Malcolm Festes. Dorm director....” – Malcolm, She's the Man ... Movie Quotes Database

A scene from She's the Man 2006

Malcolm James Snyder

[to Monique in dorms]

: Let me introduce myself.
[in the shower room to Viola as Sebastian] : "I'm Malcolm Festes. Dorm director. Shower shoes are to be worn at all times in the shower room except when in the actual shower. Did you not read your dorm life phamphlet? It was in your cubby."

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