Clyde Logan
A real bank vault?
Jimmy Logan
Yeah. It's a tough one, too. I looked it up on the Google.
Logan Lucky quotes
Clyde Logan
Jimmy Logan
Darrell Waltrip
It's an honor to be able to start this 600-mile race here on Memorial Day. Boogity, boogity, boogity! Let's go racing for those who made the ultimate sacrifice, boys!
Jimmy Logan
We need, like, a computer whizz, like one of them Facebook boys.
Fish Bang
I know everything there is to know about computers, okay?
Jimmy Logan
Do you?
Fish Bang
All the Twitters, I know 'em.
Joe Bang
Well, hello. I guess someone grew up. What's your name again, little Logan?
Mellie Logan
Mellie.
Joe Bang
Mellie! Mellie, Mellie, Mellie. That rhymes with... smelly. Nice.
Clyde Logan
Shut up.
Joe Bang
You Logans must be as simple-minded as people say.
Clyde Logan, Jimmy Logan
People say that?
Reporter
What do you think of the robbery?
Woman on the News #1
Well, I heard that they're calling it "Ocean's 7-Eleven", 'cos they found that truck with the money behind a convenience store.
Sadie Logan
I finally know what song I'm gonna sing for Talent!
Jimmy Logan
What song?
Sadie Logan
Umbrella by Rihanna.
Dylan Chapman
When Rihanna sings Umbrella, she's not really singing about a rain umbrella. She's really singing about her vagina. It's code.
Jimmy Logan
Who told you that?
Dylan Chapman
Everybody.
Sam Bang
That's a vagrant fliolation!
Warden Burns
As warden, I can approve buying a copy of A Dance with Dragons for the prison library to go up on the Game of Thrones shelf. Now, the only problem is that The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring have yet to be published so those aren't available. Well, I can't do anything about what I can't control.
Naaman
That is total bullshit! George R. R. Martin was supposed to deliver The Winds of Winter to his publisher over two years ago.
Warden Burns
I know that was the original deadline. That's what it says here. But I'm reading to you from the Wikipedia page. It also says that Martin had a grueling promotion schedule or something, and it's interfered with his writing schedule. He's failed to complete The Winds of Winter.
Naaman
That don't make no sense. Those two guys who transferred in from Federal last month knew about all the new stuff with the hot chick and her dragons.
Warden Burns
No. I'm telling you, I believe those two inmates had that information from watching the TV series. Again, I'm reading to you. The series has jumped ahead! It's no longer following the books!
Joe Bang
I am in-car-ce-ra-ted.
Joe Bang
I'm about to get nekked... back here. No peeking.
Joe Bang
Is it twenty or is it thirty?... We are dealing with science here!
Clyde Logan
You sucked my arm off!