Dallas
[about The Kid]
He's young, good looking...
Mike
He can't dance for sure.
Dallas
He can't dance for shit, but that is teachable.
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Joanna
I don't normally like blondes, I know, but she's really cute.
Mike
Yeah, but she's not going to be like you know, our type. You know what I'm saying?
Joanna
So, you're not into her?
Mike
No,no, that's not what I'm saying, she's like, she's a little uptight.
Joanna
OK, well we're **** her, not taking her to dinner.
Mike
That's not going to happen. She's a dinner type is what I'm trying to say, if you get me.
Joanna
Oh, OK, um, if you decide you want to share... If you change your mind and put some effort into it, you know my number. And besides you know how much I love to eat.
Mike
[dressed as a police officer]
Good evening. You live here?
Kim
Yeah.
Mike
Yeah? What's your name?
Kim
Kim.
Mike
Kim, can you move back for me, please? [enters house full of women] We keep getting complaints about noise and underage drinking. Everybody sit down, we're gonna be here for a while! You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you?
Kim
No.
Mike
Good. 'Cause I do!
[Mike rips off pants, women scream]
Mike
I have, like, $13,000 saved.
Paige
Wow. That's a lot of ones.
Mike
There are some fives in there.
Paige
Oh, ok. No twenties?
Mike
Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.
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[to The Kid]
You are the husband they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that never came along!
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Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! [smiles] But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight...
Mike Lane
How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?
Dallas
Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only... Magic Mike!