Happy You just said, moments ago, that you wanted to be an Avenger because "you need it". Wade Yes, sir, I do. Happy But the Avengers don't do the job because they need it, they do the job because people need them. Do you see the distinction? Peter We're human beings, we crave purpose. After all, we're Deadpool! Wade Please stop saying that; we're not Deadpool. I'm not even Deadpool anymore. Peter Well, if you're gonna have a mid-life crisis, go big! A few years ago, a friend of mine got his nipples pierced with a titanium chain that goes down and attaches to his Van Johnson. Wade Where do I sign? Paradox Oh, there's no need for paperwork. Wade Good! Not to brag, but I do not read.