Blind Al
I pray every day that fire finds your body and finishes the job God didn't have the nuts to do!
Played by Leslie Uggams 
Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) · 97 quotes
Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) · 97 quotes
Scenes with Blind Al
3 scenes Blind Al
Blind Al
Wanna do some cocaine?
Wade Wilson
Hey! Cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off-limits.
Blind Al
What about Bolivian Marching Powder?
Wade
They know all the slang terms; they have a list.
Blind Al
Even snowboarding?
Wade
Even disco dust.
Blind Al
White Girl, Interrupted?
Wade
Even Forrest Bump.
Blind Al
Booger sugar?
Wade
I wouldn't even try "powdered go-nuts".
Blind Al
Do you want to build a snowman?
Wade
Yes! But I can't!
Wade
Birthdays -- boy, uh, every spin around the moon is a new adventure indeed.
Blind Al
Sun, dumbass!
Wade
Okay, round-earther! Where was I?
Colossus
The adventure of life.
Wade
Right, um... it's been a challenging few years. Been through a lot -- a change of life.
Buck
Menopause?
Wade
Bitch, are you improv-ing?
Dopinder
Mm-mm.
Buck
I'm sorry.
Wade
I'm sorry that you had to see that, Yukio.
Yukio
It's okay.
Wade
Yeah... But I'm happy. And, you know, that's be-- that's... because of each and every one of you. I guess what I'm trying to say is, how proud I am, how grateful I am to be standing in a room with every single person I love. I'm the luckiest man alive.
