Aaron Stanford movie quotes

View Quote 97% of nation wide service, and we get stuck in the 3%.

View Quote It's not gonna be in a **** trailer home.

View Quote [Beauty and Beast starts barking at the gas station attendant.; Lynn calms them down.]
Lynn Carter-Bukowski: Beauty! Beast! Stop it!
[Doug is fixing the air conditioner at their trailer, the front grille falls off and hit Doug at the face.]
Doug Bukowski: Ow! Damn it! [Doug starts working again at the air conditioner.]
Lynn Carter-Bukowski: You okay?
Doug Bukowski: [while fixing the air conditioner.] Tell me again, why we couldn't fly like normal people? [complained.] Oh that's right, They wouldn't let your dad drive the plane.
Lynn Carter-Bukowski: Doug, Relax please. It's their silver anniversary, and they're so happy you came.
Doug Bukowski: Your parents can't stand me.
Lynn Carter-Bukowski: No, you're wrong. They love you
Doug Bukowski: I could have taken them on a cruise.
Lynn Carter-Bukowski: Hey, you know what? Stop. [Doug stops working at the conditioner.] I never ask you for anything, okay? [stumbles at baby Catherine.] Just think how happy you'll be when Catherine comes along on our 25th, huh? [Catherine coos, Lynn kisses her.] Aw, it's okay.
Doug Bukowski: [continues working at the air conditioner.] It's not gonna be in a **** trailer home.

View Quote Pyro: [engulfs Iceman with a firestorm] You're in over your head, Bobby. Maybe you should go back to school.
Iceman: [covers his entire body with ice and grabs Pyro's wrists - extinguishing the firestorm - then headbutts him] You never should have left.

View Quote Pyro: Listen to this: "Prisoner is to be kept immobile at all times. If he gets any momentum, no object can stop him."
Magneto: What do they call you?
Juggernaut: Juggernaut.
Magneto: I can't imagine why.
Juggernaut: Let me out of here. I gotta pee!

View Quote Pyro: Nice helmet.
Juggernaut: Keeps my face pretty.

View Quote Pyro: Oh-ho-ho, you have no idea what it's like! Day after day, shovel the shit, "fetch the meats"! I have spent my entire exis--
[knocked out by Logan]
Wolverine: Not everyone gets a speech.

View Quote Cassandra: Now, you put all these bullets in my belly... And I'm gonna find out why.
Pyro: Whoa, whoa, w-- I'll just say it! You don't have to stick your fingers in me. Jesus, just ask sometimes!

View Quote Mysterious variant: Stay close.
Deadpool: Aye aye, Captain. You got this.
Pyro: Cassandra is gonna be giddy when she sees what we caught. You can't run. Everybody knows that.
Mysterious variant: You see anyone running, dick-for-brains? [Deadpool looks at him in surprise] You're not gonna love what happens next.
Deadpool: Oh my God. Oh my God. He's gonna say it! Oh my God, he's gonna say it!
Wolverine: Say what?
Deadpool: AVENGERS...
Mysterious variant: FLAME ON!
Deadpool: I'm sorry, what now?
[The mysterious variant ignites, transforming into The Human Torch, flies into the sky and attacks Pyro with his flames, but Pyro drains all the fire from him, causing him to plummet, smash his crotch on metal rails, and then fall headfirst into the ground.]
Wolverine: We don't know that guy.
Deadpool: We thought we did.