Lynn Carter-Bukowski [Beauty and Beast starts barking at the gas station attendant.; Lynn calms them down.]
Beauty! Beast! Stop it!
[Doug is fixing the air conditioner at their trailer, the front grille falls off and hit Doug at the face.]
Ow! Damn it! [Doug starts working again at the air conditioner.]
Lynn Carter-Bukowski You okay?
[while fixing the air conditioner.]
Tell me again, why we couldn't fly like normal people? [complained.] Oh that's right, They wouldn't let your dad drive the plane.
Lynn Carter-Bukowski Doug, Relax please. It's their silver anniversary, and they're so happy you came.
Your parents can't stand me.
Lynn Carter-Bukowski No, you're wrong. They love you
I could have taken them on a cruise.
Lynn Carter-Bukowski Hey, you know what? Stop. [Doug stops working at the conditioner.] I never ask you for anything, okay? [stumbles at baby Catherine.] Just think how happy you'll be when Catherine comes along on our 25th, huh? [Catherine coos, Lynn kisses her.] Aw, it's okay.
[continues working at the air conditioner.]
It's not gonna be in a **** trailer home.
[While driving through the desert, Big Bob is singing "My Barney lies over the Ocean".]
Dad, I hate your singing.
Lynn Carter-Bukowski [Ethel is singing with Bob]
Guys, No.
[Ethel and Bob ends the song.; They turn on the radio.]
Hey, can you imagine the "first people" to cross this desert? They didn't know where they were.
Yeah, I can, because neither do we.
Brenda, The road is here. It exists, it's got to go somewhere. Besides, look how beautiful it is. Look at the light on the rocks. It's gorgeous.
Excuse me! Watch your language, young lady!
[Bob laughs.]
I would like a little backup here.
Hey, watch your **** mouth.
Lynn Carter-Bukowski Can we just calm down here? We're all a little tired, okay?
Yeah, Mom. Didn't you grow up in the '60s? Why are you so uptight?
Your mom didn't used to be uptight. She was a little "hippie chick".
You should have seen her when she was your age. She was a little hottie.
Lynn Carter-Bukowski Hey B.
Lynn Carter-Bukowski How you holding up?
Lynn Carter-Bukowski [laughing]
Yea. This is a total drag.
Yeah, Well you know?, I really don't care what they say. Next year, I am going to Cancun with my friends. Not going on any more of these little family trips.
Lynn Carter-Bukowski Well, we're not not gonna have many more of them, you know? And if you want to go to Cancun, you know you're gonna have to get a job.
Oh, yea, what, you mean like your job?
Lynn Carter-Bukowski Brenda, I help Doug out at the store, okay?
Honey? Can you bring me my jacket?
[Pretending to be Lynn]
I'll be right there, honey.
[Lynn gets up and walks away while flicking Brenda off; Brenda laughs.]
