Applicant
I see a rabbi. And he's performing a circumcision...on himself though.
Van Wilder
Ryan Reynolds · 23 quotes
Taj Mahal Badalandabad
Kal Penn · 5 quotes
Jeannie
Emily Rutherfurd · 3 quotes
Richard
Daniel Cosgrove · 3 quotes
Van Wilder quotes
Page 1 of 3It was the greatest ten seconds. Ever.
You do not call her that, Gonad!
Vance Wilder, Sr
Sweet Joesph, my son's a fairy.
This party so rocks, Richard!
This party sucks rectum, Jeannie!
McDoogle Ok, Wilder. Let's dance.
It's a good day to die, McDoogle.
Prof. McDoogle Apathy is the glove in which evil slips its hand.
This is the culmination of my being.
Naomi Baby, I'm about to culminate, now get over here.
Blue. It brings out your eyes. Kid's got killer eyes; not unlike yourself. Anyone ever tell you that?
Gwen Yes, my boyfriend.
Now, repeat after me. No **** pump...
No **** pump.
Vance Wilder, Sr.
And, schedule in a massage.
Assistant
At the Happy Ending?
Vance Wilder, Sr.
Ah Yes.
Vance Wilder, Sr.
Van is still in school?
Assistant
For the better part of a decade.
P.S. Shut the **** up!
All this time I thought I was more to you than some flaccid story.
And thus, 'Topless Tutors' was born.