Tit! Oh mummy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but, I hear milk and I think big giant jugs. I can not go back home a virgin. I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.
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Page 3 of 3Well, it is the NAKED mile run; everyone else will be in their birthday suits. Except for that guy...
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.
Write that down.
You must be Pre-Med Dick.
You...you...you....you pussy ass mother ****er dick sucker!