Are you stalking me? 'Cause that would be super.
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Van Wilder quotes
Page 2 of 3Don't be a fool, stay in school.
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.
Her name is Naomi. That's 'I MOAN' backwards.
Hey, look. That old bag is stronger than she looks.
I didn't realize that I was nothing more to you than some flacid story.
I learned a long time ago you can't treat every situation like it's life and death. Cause you'll die a lot of times.
I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri. Two girls utterly infatuated with men who have larger than normal... medulla oblongata's.
If he's here, who's running Hell?
Richard, you rascal, you never told me you were a DIK! [under breath] Not that you had to.
Sharing a half-calf latte and a penalty box with Gwen Pearson who believes that censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself.
Sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you, even if you know it's someplace you know you're not supposed to be.
This is the Great White Barry.
Those circus midgets can NOT hold their booze!