Chris
I can't compete with this guy!
You can't compete? Are you kidding? You're Chris Brander. You're Hollywood, you date models! He's Jersey, he skis in his jeans. It's Dinkleman. It's Dusty Dinkleman.
Just Friends (2005) · 23 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Just Friends (2005): in 3 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Chris Brander (2)
I can't compete with this guy!
You can't compete? Are you kidding? You're Chris Brander. You're Hollywood, you date models! He's Jersey, he skis in his jeans. It's Dinkleman. It's Dusty Dinkleman.
How'd the big date go?
It was terrible. I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay? Then I get caught in a sort of kiss-hug limbo type thing. I don't know what that is, then I ended up shaking her entire body!
So you gave her a body shake?
Oh, God! I should've just kissed her! What am I doing?
It looks like you picked up right where you left off. You're back in the friend zone.
Are you guys on the same menstrual cycle yet, or what?