Samantha James [singing and playing guitar]
Forgiveness, is more than saying sorry. To forgive is divine. So let's have a glass of wine. And have make-up sex until the end of time, time, time, time, timmmmmmeee! Time.
Played by Anna Faris 
Just Friends (2005) · 23 quotes
Just Friends (2005) · 23 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Just Friends (2005): in 6 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Chris Brander (2), Mike Brander (2)
Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?
More lines from Samantha James
2 quotes Samantha James Samantha James [to Chris]
You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.
Scenes with Samantha James
3 scenes Samantha I wanna lick your SKIN off.
Chris
I’d prefer you didn’t.
Samantha Do you really have my poster on your wall?
Yeah.
Samantha Do you ever...
All the time!
Samantha How many times a day?
Eight.
Samantha Eight? Ooh that's hot!
You're hot.
Samantha I know! I know.
The jig is up! Run!
Samantha You son of a bitch!
Chris
Samantha! You're here! Shit!
Samantha There she is. There's the little slut you've been banging behind my back!
Old Woman
Me?
Samantha Not you, wrinkles. [Points at Jamie] Her!
Who are you?
Samantha I'm Samantha James, bitch!
Samantha [Shoves Samantha back]
You're a whore! Santa's little whore! Santa's little whore!
Get off!
