Yeah I slapped the ham to it about an hour ago.
Chris' Mom
What ham did you slap, honey? Not the one I just bought.
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Just Friends (2005): in 3 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Chris Brander (2)
Scenes with Chris' Mom
3 scenes
Chris' Mom
[Starts dialing while Chris is on the phone]
Joyce? Joyce?
Chris
Mom, I'm on the phone.
Chris' Mom
Chris? What are you doing over at Joyce's?
Chris
No Mom, I'm in the living room ten feet away from you, and I'm on the phone.
Chris' Mom
Oh. Well, while I have you on the phone, dear, what would you like for dinner? We have a choice between chicken chow mein or pot-roast.
Chris' Mom
Dusty, what kind of car is this?
Carol, this little Japanese princess here is called the Prius.
Chris' Mom
I think it's so neat that you kids care about the environment.
Chris
I love the environment.
Chris' Mom
But honey, don't you drive a Range Rover? Aren't those bad?
Chris
[pause]
Well, I had a really nice time tonight, and I hope we can do it again soon. Hey, Dusty, thanks for comin'.
Oh, listen, man, it was my pleasure, really. Thank you all for having me. It was so nice.
[Chris takes out his retainer]
And hey, before I forget, make sure to that you rinse that thing at least twice a day, okay? Your mouth is a disgusting open cesspool with germs and bacteria. Now put that back!
