Mike Brander Raise your hand if your brother's a homo!
Played by Christopher Rodriguez Marquette 
Just Friends (2005) · 23 quotes
Just Friends (2005) · 23 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Just Friends (2005): in 5 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Samantha James (2)
You’ll always be fat to me, Chris!
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Do you really have my poster on your wall?
Mike Yeah.
Do you ever...
Mike All the time!
How many times a day?
Mike Eight.
Eight? Ooh that's hot!
Mike You're hot.
I know! I know.
Mike Yeah I slapped the ham to it about an hour ago.
What ham did you slap, honey? Not the one I just bought.
Mike The jig is up! Run!
You son of a bitch!
Chris
Samantha! You're here! Shit!
There she is. There's the little slut you've been banging behind my back!
Old Woman
Me?
Not you, wrinkles. [Points at Jamie] Her!
Who are you?
I'm Samantha James, bitch!
Get off!
Mike [In an excited, high pitched voice]
Cat fight!
