Scenes with Jamie
5 scenes
Jamie
We need to talk about what you wrote. Is that really how you feel?
C Chris
I don't know. Maybe. Why?
Jamie
Because that's the nicest thing anyone's ever written me.
Jamie
Yes. I love you Chris - [goes to kiss him. Chris goes for her lips and she moves to his cheek] - like a brother!
Jamie
We're friends right?
C Chris
[thinking]
This is it. You're finally going to have sex with Jamie Palamino. Oh God, look at that face. Look at that body. Why are you smiling like a fricken idiot? Go on. Make a move. MAKE A MOVE!
Jamie
[takes a deep breath]
What's on your mind?
C Chris
[awkwardly]
Bush. President Bush. The first family, really.
C Chris
[Jamie sighs and rolls over] [thinking]
Dude! You're killing me! This is the girl of your dreams! Ravish her! What if she doesn't want to be ravished? What if she wants to stay friends? Friends don't ravish each other. Friends watch New Years Rockin' Eve. I wonder who's hosting this year.
Jamie
Chris, can you put your feet on mine? They're freezing.
C Chris
Yeah. [thinking while cuddling up behind Jamie] Hell yeah. Her feet aren't even cold. This is it. Don't even think about how weird tomorrow's going to be.
Jamie
Chris?
C Chris
[thinking as he slowly rolls over off of her]
Oh God. Oh, God. What are you doing? Where are you going?
Jamie
Is everything alright?
C Chris
Oh, everything's fine. Yeah. You okay? Uh, you need another blanket or anything?
Jamie
No, I'm fine.
C Chris
Ah. [thinking] You're not going to make a move are you? [to Jamie] Good night, Jamie.
Jamie
Good night, Chris.
C Chris
[thinking]
You don't deserve a penis!
C Chris
So, how's the love life?
Jamie
Lame. Marty and I broke up a year ago.
C Chris
Another jerk, huh?
Jamie
"Another jerk, huh?"
C Chris
I'm just saying... you dated a lot of jerks in high school.
Jamie
So what about you? You in love with anyone besides yourself?
M Mike
The jig is up! Run!
Samantha
You son of a bitch!
C Chris
Samantha! You're here! Shit!
Samantha
There she is. There's the little slut you've been banging behind my back!
Samantha
Not you, wrinkles. [Points at Jamie] Her!
Jamie
Who are you?
Samantha
I'm Samantha James, bitch!
Jamie
[Shoves Jamie]
Don't shove me!
Samantha
[Shoves Samantha back]
You're a whore! Santa's little whore! Santa's little whore!
Jamie
Get off!
M Mike
[In an excited, high pitched voice]
Cat fight!
Jamie
Why do you keep messing with my head?
C Chris
I messed with your head for three days. You've been torturing me for twenty years!
Jamie
Is this all because I didn't screw you in high school? Get over yourself!
C Chris
After being the biggest tease for so long, trust me, I am so over myself.
Jamie
Oh, so I'm the tease? I practically throw myself at you the other night and you did nothing!
C Chris
And now you know how it feels.
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