ShenaniganZ Customers
I want a single shot of whisky, and a double shot of whisky, and she'll have water. You know, what the hell. It's our anniversary. Would you bring her a Pepsi?
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Waiting... (2005): in 5 of its 65 quotes
A line from ShenaniganZ CustomersIt's good in a sense that I can take walks in my underwear; I can give small children the middle finger. But as long as I look happy while I'm doing it, people just assume I'm senile.... Well, sometimes I give small children the middle finger and don't realize I'm doing it until someone slaps me, so I really am going senile.
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ShenaniganZ Customers
I don't mean to be a bitch, but the last four times we've come here the food was awful.
ShenaniganZ Customers
Well, I want a hot pink center.
ShenaniganZ Customers
I think I might name my daughter after chlamydia.
