A character in Waiting... (2005)

Serena quotes from Waiting... (2005)

Anna Faris

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Waiting... (2005): in 5 of its 65 quotes

A line from Serena

Unless you're combing the playground for middle schoolers, don't become an asshole like Monty.

More lines from Serena

3 quotes
Serena

Take anything that he gives you, with a shot of penicillin.

Serena

As if that negates the fact that once we got past foreplay, you turned into the Little Engine Who Couldn't Hold His Load.

Serena

So, you know that weird, paranoid feeling you get when you hear people laughing and you think they're laughing at you when they're really not? Well, in your case, they actually are.

Scenes with Serena

1 scene
[To the chefs in the kitchen]

Gentlemen, we have got our first official bi-atch of the day!

Serena

Oh, come on, guys. She wasn't THAT bad, was she?

Well, Amy, it's your table. [Holds his thumb out horizontally] The choice is yours.

Amy
[The cooks hold their thumbs out in the same position as Monty]

She...[Starts to give a thumbs-up, but then switches to a thumbs-down] Is a **** bitch, DO IT!
[Cooks laugh as they prepare to sabotage The Bitch customer's food.]

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