Freddy
The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?
Played by Cam Clarke 
Barnyard (2006) · 50 quotes
Barnyard (2006) · 50 quotes
Scenes with Freddy
5 scenes Freddy
Otis
[Miles kicks the farmer in the face with his leg]
What did you do that for?!
Miles
What else was I gonna do? He saw you.
Otis
You coulda killed him!
Pip
[jumps on the farmer's arm]
I got a pulse. Whee!
Otis
Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad!
Sheep
Baaad.
Pig
[panicked]
Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!
Otis
[everyone looks at Otis]
What?
Pip
Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.
Otis
That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no.
Freddy
[sees the farmer unconscious]
Oh, we gotta ditch the body.
Otis
Stop it!
Freddy
He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
Otis
There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
Miles
He's a vegan! God bless him.
Pig
And uh... what is a vegan again?
Freddy
Oh, I know this one...
Pip
Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
Peck
No, no, that's a vegetarian.
Pig
Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
Duke
That's a vampire! Come on!
Pip
You can't eat cheese?
Bessy
[as the farmer awakens]
It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
Peck
Cake?
Duke
Cake has egg products.
Pip
But you can't have any dairy!
Otis
I-I-I-I-I...
Freddy
No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
Pig
I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
Otis
[all farm animals gasp to see the farmer awakened, Miles kicks the farmer again]
WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!
Miles
It's not like we have a lot of options.
Pip
Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.
Pig
Push it.
Pip
He wakes up, you got my back, right?
Pig
Yeah.
Freddy
Yeah, hi. Hey there. Having a good day? So, uh, this was Otis' idea?
Peck
Oh, yeah. We're like the second line of defense. We see or hear anything suspicious, and I just signal Otis with a crow. Oh, oh, and I've really been working on it. Listen. [he clears his throat, then crows weakly for much longer, then squeaks] Well, you-you know, in the moment, it'll be really strong. But for now, we just stand watch.
Freddy
Yeah, watch.
Vision Freddy
[Freddy has a vision, the hens turn into rotisserie-style whole chicken meats]
Come and get it! [dings the triangle]
Pip
[the camera zooms back into reality]
Freddy? You okay?
Freddy
BONELESS WHITE MEAT! What?! I'm not hungry! I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone...thing...you...uh... [slaps himself in the face] What happened? What? What, what?
Pig
[watching Daisy giving birth]
Man, that looks like it hurts.
Duke
Oh, that's very profound, "Insight Man".
Pig
Well, excuse me for being a pig!
Pip
How come nothing's happened yet?
Peck
She's, uh... She's gonna be alright though, huh?
Pig
Yeah, like, like, what if it gets...stuck or something?
Freddy
What? You mean, like, stuck halfway? So-so she'd be a cow and a half?
Pig
I didn't say "cow and a half".
Freddy
Yes you did. You just did.
Pig
Hey, Duke, did I say "cow and a half"?
Duke
I'm not doing this.
Pip
No, look!
Dag
Well, look at the hero. You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends? [laughs evilly]
Dag
[Otis gets up slowly with much courage to do so] [turns around]
What's this?
Otis
[exhausted]
A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.
Dag
[laughs evilly]
This should be fun. [sniffs the air and looks around to find Miles, Pip, Peck, Freddy, and Pig atop a junk pile] I smell fear.
Peck
Shoot! I told you they can smell it.
Freddy
They can smell it? [sniffs himself] Oh yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it!
Miles
Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be alright.
Freddy
[regains confidence]
Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back! [realizes what he just said] I mean, your regular back.
Pig
[Pip poops on his head]
Hey!
Pip
Sorry, man. It's just pellets. I'm nervous.
