A scene from Barnyard 2006
[Miles kicks the farmer in the face with his leg]

What did you do that for?!

What else was I gonna do? He saw you.

You coulda killed him!

Pip
[jumps on the farmer's arm]

I got a pulse. Whee!

Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad!

Sheep

Baaad.

Pig
[panicked]

Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!

[everyone looks at Otis]

What?

Pip

Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.

That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no.

[sees the farmer unconscious]

Oh, we gotta ditch the body.

Stop it!

He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!

There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.

He's a vegan! God bless him.

Pig

And uh... what is a vegan again?

Oh, I know this one...

Pip

Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.

No, no, that's a vegetarian.

Pig

Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?

That's a vampire! Come on!

Pip

You can't eat cheese?

Bessy
[as the farmer awakens]

It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.

Cake?

Cake has egg products.

Pip

But you can't have any dairy!

I-I-I-I-I...

No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?

Pig

I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.

[all farm animals gasp to see the farmer awakened, Miles kicks the farmer again]

WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!

It's not like we have a lot of options.

Pip

Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.

Pig

Push it.

Pip

He wakes up, you got my back, right?

Pig

Yeah.

In this scene

More from Barnyard

Barnyard (2006) poster
Barnyard 2006 · 50 quotes · 9 characters All Barnyard quotes →
All Barnyard quotes →