Barnyard (2006) · 50 quotes
9th most-quoted character in Barnyard (2006): in 3 of its 50 quotes
Most scenes with: Otis the Bull (2), Pip (2), Freddy (2)
Miles Well, well, whatever will I do? [kicks 3 coyotes, 1 coyote shivers in fear] Oh, don't worry. I've got someone special for you. [the crate unlocks revealing Wild Mike, who rides the back of the coyote] Heh-heh-heh-heh! I just love that little guy!
Miles What else was I gonna do? He saw you.
You coulda killed him!
Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad!
Baaad.
Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!
Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.
That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no.
Stop it!
He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
Miles He's a vegan! God bless him.
And uh... what is a vegan again?
Oh, I know this one...
Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
No, no, that's a vegetarian.
Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
That's a vampire! Come on!
You can't eat cheese?
It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
Cake?
Cake has egg products.
But you can't have any dairy!
I-I-I-I-I...
No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!
Miles It's not like we have a lot of options.
Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.
Push it.
He wakes up, you got my back, right?
Yeah.
Well, look at the hero. You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends? [laughs evilly]
This should be fun. [sniffs the air and looks around to find Miles, Pip, Peck, Freddy, and Pig atop a junk pile] I smell fear.
Shoot! I told you they can smell it.
They can smell it? [sniffs himself] Oh yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it!
Miles Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be alright.
Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back! [realizes what he just said] I mean, your regular back.
Sorry, man. It's just pellets. I'm nervous.
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