Pip Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"?
Played by Jeffrey Garcia 
Barnyard (2006) · 50 quotes
Barnyard (2006) · 50 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Barnyard (2006): in 9 of its 50 quotes
Most scenes with: Otis the Bull (5), Freddy (4), Peck (4)
Scenes with Pip
9 scenes Pip 
What else was I gonna do? He saw you.
You coulda killed him!
Pip [jumps on the farmer's arm]
I got a pulse. Whee!
Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad!
Sheep
Baaad.
[panicked]
Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!
Pip Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.
That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no.
Stop it!
He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
He's a vegan! God bless him.
And uh... what is a vegan again?
Oh, I know this one...
Pip Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
No, no, that's a vegetarian.
Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
That's a vampire! Come on!
Pip You can't eat cheese?
Bessy
[as the farmer awakens]
It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
Cake?
Cake has egg products.
Pip But you can't have any dairy!
I-I-I-I-I...
No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
[all farm animals gasp to see the farmer awakened, Miles kicks the farmer again]
WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!
It's not like we have a lot of options.
Pip Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.
Push it.
Pip He wakes up, you got my back, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, hi. Hey there. Having a good day? So, uh, this was Otis' idea?
Oh, yeah. We're like the second line of defense. We see or hear anything suspicious, and I just signal Otis with a crow. Oh, oh, and I've really been working on it. Listen. [he clears his throat, then crows weakly for much longer, then squeaks] Well, you-you know, in the moment, it'll be really strong. But for now, we just stand watch.
Yeah, watch.
[Freddy has a vision, the hens turn into rotisserie-style whole chicken meats]
Come and get it! [dings the triangle]
Pip [the camera zooms back into reality]
Freddy? You okay?
BONELESS WHITE MEAT! What?! I'm not hungry! I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone...thing...you...uh... [slaps himself in the face] What happened? What? What, what?
Chicken farm!
Pip Oh, I get it. We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock", but you get to yell "Chicken farm".
Okay, first matter at hand: grey market goods. As if I needed to say it again. The purchase of human articles from the gopher underground is strictly prohibited.
Gopher
Hey, Otis! [giggles] Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are...
Gopher
Hang on a second. Frankie, c'mere. Frankie, c'mere. No, I'm not... C'mere, I'm not gonna hurt you. Frankie, c'mere. [slaps landing] I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE! NOW PUT IT OVER THERE! NOW! [walks back onscreen] Sorry about that. Frankie's outta hand. Uh, the Nikes, what's the make again?
Yeah, I really should go, Mr. Jordan Air. [hangs up] Wrong number. [pretends to yawn]
Pip [grabs the phone]
Thank you.
Oh, that's very profound, "Insight Man".
Well, excuse me for being a pig!
Pip How come nothing's happened yet?
She's, uh... She's gonna be alright though, huh?
Yeah, like, like, what if it gets...stuck or something?
What? You mean, like, stuck halfway? So-so she'd be a cow and a half?
I didn't say "cow and a half".
Yes you did. You just did.
Hey, Duke, did I say "cow and a half"?
I'm not doing this.
Pip No, look!
Pip [jumps on a coyote's back]
Yoohoo! [coyote growls] You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go right in your ear! [goes inside the coyote's ear]
Coyote
Aaaaaah! There's a mouse in my ear! There's a mouse in my eeeeaar!
Well, look at the hero. You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends? [laughs evilly]
[laughs evilly]
This should be fun. [sniffs the air and looks around to find Miles, Pip, Peck, Freddy, and Pig atop a junk pile] I smell fear.
Shoot! I told you they can smell it.
They can smell it? [sniffs himself] Oh yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it!
Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be alright.
[regains confidence]
Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back! [realizes what he just said] I mean, your regular back.
Pip Sorry, man. It's just pellets. I'm nervous.
Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [threatens to punch Dag. Dag starts to quiver, and Otis does not punch him, (same things has Ben before his death), but gets in his face] Never...come...back. [Dag whimpers while nodding his head. Otis drops Dag] Pip?
Pip Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.
[Otis takes a iron golf club and whacks Dag with it, Dag goes flying out of the junkyard while howls]
